'Ark' revelation: Can they dig it? (Ark of the Covenant announcement 8 AM eastern)

WorldNetDaily ^ | June 25, 2009 | Chelsea Schilling

[demshateGod]

One of the side affects of messing with the ark outside of divine protocol is hemorrhoids, seriously, it’s in the Bible.

[pctech]

Guess it’s happening now?

[Jedidah]

No, that was the Philistines in the time of David. I think.

[Shaun_MD]

You know its kept locked down in Rome by the Vatican, along with the last remaining piece of the true cross, the spear of destiny, the holy grail and several alien skeletons who just happened to be templar knights....

[Sacajaweau]

btt

[paulycy]

Not that I am a believer

I'm completely agnostic on this. My guess is that there really was an Ark. It disappeared. It might be in Ethiopia. We'll see.

[RadiationRomeo]

I didn’t see this story on the news. Ethiopian Patriarch + Ark + Pope = big big news. Did anyone else see this story? And its not on Drudge. (Earlier when I pointed out the 134 billion suitcase wasn’t on Drudge it appeared the next day)

[mad_as_he$$]

Many scholars think the Ark was really “lost” in some destructive accident after God withdrew his power. Some think there were several and one is even on display in a museum in Africa. It is what is left of a wooden drum that was suppose to have the power to strike down enemies in battle.

[csvset]

I hope FOX doesn’t have Geraldo Rivera cover this story.

[Natufian]

I´m with you on that. I remember seeing a doc on the History Channel about the various nomadic tribes in the region all having an Ark of some type or other that they used to carry their holy items and that was paraded before the tribe before a battle. Seems like they were standard items in pre-islamic arabia.

[Sloth]

Some think there were several and one is even on display in a museum in Africa. It is what is left of a wooden drum that was suppose to have the power to strike down enemies in battle.

IIRC, that one is kept by the 'Lemba' people who have been shown to be genetically descended from the Jews...

[Quix]

THX.

Good points.

[Dixie Yooper]

He was flat busted broke

I'm sure Obama would have helped him out for something as important as buying the Ark...There's still TARP money that hasn't been used.

[mad_as_he$$]

Thank you could not dredge “Lemba” up this early in the morning!!!

[Quix]

I think you are conflating things.

The Israelites were afflicted with hemorrhoids once for a particular disobedience. And, God then decreed that some gold models of hemorrhoids be made and placed in the Ark.

I don’t recall a single reference to anyone getting hemorrhoids from carrying the Ark as instructed.

[mad_as_he$$]

That TARP and the rest of the stimulus is being held until the next elections so it can “stimulate” the economy and make the Dems look good.

[GraniteStateConservative]

Well, it’s proof of God’s existence, so we’re on the right track!

[Ditter]

HEMORRHOIDS?????? That is in the Bible? Where? I want to read it.

[paulycy]

I hope it’s true, that would be cool! But I’m not holding my breath...

[teeman8r]

i see a few archs there buddy... and thanks for that...

teeman