Physics Discussion Ends in Skateboard Attack

SFGATE ^ | 06/24/2009 | Henry K. Lee

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.bumwine.com/

[50mm]

And Ripple. Don't forget the Ripple.

[editor-surveyor]

"If nobody was watching, it wouldn’t have happened."

Nah! If nobody was watching, it all happened. - that was what the beef was all about.

[dighton]

Physics Discussion Ends in Skateboard Attack

Could have been worse — Skateboard Discussion Ended by Physics Package.

[editor-surveyor]

"And Ripple. Don't forget the Ripple."

Take more than one swig, and you won't forget it for several days (where's that Excedrin bottle?)

[AnAmericanMother]

Yeah, momentum and gravity'll do that to you!

[TopQuark]

Never happened to me...:)
P.S. Glad to see you are back from your farm: the country needs you.

[dr_lew]

I was going to say, “there but for fortune ...”

[sig226]

Keller joined in the conversation and, for reasons unknown, got upset, authorities said. He picked up his skateboard and hit Fava in the face with it, splitting his lip, prosecutors said. Fava also fell and broke his ankle, although how this happened wasn't exactly known, authorities said.

Wave-particle duality.

[Costumed Vigilante]

Not-so-super collider.

Oh stop groaning.

[Lancey Howard]

[mc6809e]

It's really shocking how many homeless men are genius level. Seriously.

It's too bad. Such a waste.

[madamemayhem]

i get so frustrated when bums start blabbering on about quantum physics that I would like to smack them with a skateboard, or a surfboard, or a boardgame, or a 2X4 board, just anything really. they just won’t shut up about that stuff. :)

[smokingfrog]

You try to explain to someone the connection between quantum chaos and the moments of the riemann zeta function, via random matrix theory and they just don’t get it. They deserve to be smacked!

[Nateman]

[Yardstick]

Ah yes, a perfectly executed face plant!

[super7man]

I had to smack my cat with a skateboard before it would let me put it in a box, but I think I killed it.

Bummer dude, now I’ll never know.

[dighton]

Dysfunctional Family Circus? Kee-ripes . . .

[onedoug]

“I’m Dr. Ifaberg from The Institute.”

“I’m sorry....”

“Yes.”

[woofie]

I for one totally understand how this conflict could escalate