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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Daffynition; Allegra; restornu; PhilDragoo; ...
For all with a quirky sense of humor:

Sayings of the Jewish Buddhist

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?

Drink tea and nourish life; with the first sip, joy; with the second sip, satisfaction; with the third sip, peace; with the fourth, a Danish.

Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems. What would you talk about?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.

There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?

Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.

The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao is not Jewish.

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as a wooded glen. And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with such rounded shoulders.

Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals.*(You might want to see a specialist.)

The Torah says, Love your neighbor as yourself.
The Buddha says, “There is no self.” So, maybe we’re off the hook.

 

36 posted on 05/27/2009 7:21:34 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Communism + Hezbollah + Al Qaeda + Obama + StoneAge = CHAOS)
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To: Lady Jag; devolve

[Drink tea and nourish life]

Lol, THAT one’s true! I was up at 4am last night, couldn’t sleep so I had some hot tea and half a sandwich!!

Some funny stuff there!


37 posted on 05/27/2009 7:25:21 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Lady Jag

LOL!


38 posted on 05/27/2009 7:26:02 PM PDT by luvie (Zero is dumb as a rock (dangerously so))
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To: Lady Jag

LOL - when I was a kid I spent a summer living with my Buddhist uncle and Jewish aunt. Brings back memories of sukiyaki after the matzo ball soup meals...


40 posted on 05/27/2009 7:43:56 PM PDT by GOPJ (To a community organizer, every citizen looks like a victim entitled to someone else's money-Philbin)
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To: Lady Jag; LucyT
The Torah says, Love your neighbor as yourself. The Buddha says, “There is no self.” So, maybe we’re off the hook.

Rodney Dangerfield had the best "Love thy neighbor" joke ever:

"The Bible says that I should Love thy neighbor as thyself. So, what am I supposed to do now? Spank their monkey, too?

49 posted on 05/28/2009 5:42:17 AM PDT by Polarik
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To: Lady Jag

Wonderful! Thank you!


51 posted on 05/28/2009 8:40:24 AM PDT by Judith Anne
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