Posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good anagram for Obama Teleprompter: Preempt A Male Robot
I already pay a tax on Netflix membership because there’s a distribution center in the state.
Hubby & I are going to a movie tomorrow. I MUST HAVE MY MILK DUDS!!!
Good on you!
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t catch who said what.
I have my sources for high phosphate detergents (mix it with Chlorox when I pressure wash the house once per year) too and it ain't the grocery store........I can't believe they want to sell dishwasher gel packs for 20% more....no where near the number of loads as a big box of Cascade or Electrosol.
I tweeted that she should realize she’s merely the daughter of a former candidate and her ego needs a reality check. *L* She said “I’m here to stay.” Ohhhh Ugh...I wish she’s loose her ability to type.
Does General Mills make crackers?! Salty crackers? Ah oh.
After July, we won’t be able to buy it here. The environazis have spoken!
**I use CFL’s for long time use bulbs,**
I’ve yet to see one of those CFL’s last longer than ANY Incandescent Bulb... IMHO.. they are WORTHLESS... DEADLY and WORTHLESS!!
Yesss......goodun’. The man cannot focus in front of a crowd, at all.....AADHD?
What will we be permitted to eat? There’s nanny state...and then there is Nanny State...did we elect a President or the Twilight Zone’s version of Mary freakin’ Poppins?
The only time I eat ‘em is in a movie theatre. I dunno what it is. It’s just no fun to go to a movie without milk duds!
I still like Milk Duds....hope the movie is a goodun'!
Star Trek.
The Dems were insistent during Clinton’s term that Social Security was just fine. Then after President Bush was elected the Dems started saying we needed to save Social Security. But you’re right, there were a LOT of denials by the Dems that Social Security was in trouble.
Dats BS....when you need some let me know (PM) we can work it out easy. Can’t buy in don’t mean you can’t use in.....get my drift? CFL’s are useless in cold weather and LED’s are too expensive and their life isn’t that good for the money...about 3X CFL’s but 4X the price.
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