The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 05/13/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[NoGrayZone]

I would have....if it wasn’t for you. Your intro was absolutely perfect!!! Thank you SO MUCH!!! (((hug & kiss))).

[NoGrayZone]

You can thank RasterMaster for that one.

[RasterMaster]

Now you've got it!

[NoGrayZone]

RAISE HELL is exactly what I plan on doing!!!

[gwilhelm56]

Bronx??? ya kiddin’!!!!

[MarkLevinFan]

Great call! She kicked butt!

[NoGrayZone]

Aw, thank you!

[RasterMaster]

[NoGrayZone]

"Typical white woman..."

Hey, that's craka to you!

[NoGrayZone]

Thank you! RasterMaster idea for the shout out!

[gwilhelm56]

When Rush said ..”PLease call Congressman soandso ..and Just say RUSH says HI!!! Here’s the number!” We completely shut down 3 AREA CODES. ...

Imagine if we could All show up on the MALL. We’d block traffic all the way back to RICHMOND, VA.

[Just Lori]

There goes the dittocam again.

[sbnsd]

Great call!! And it was awesome to hear Rush loves FR, too!

[Fudd Fan]

Excellent!
Here in NJ I’m working for the conservative Republican candidate for guv. The RINO is lying his arse off about him. Primary is June 2.

[gwilhelm56]

Congressional CLARIFICATION ... my first LIE wasn’t CONVINCING ENOUGH!!

[hattend]

WooHoo!

I was busy so I didn’t get to hear you.

Dang work getting in the way of my FReeping

[Mozilla]

Great Call. Rush is right about the left just stereo typing people to make them look like something they are not.

[RSmithOpt]

We should all mail Christmas cards to ‘The One’ this year with that ‘seal’ on the inside of the card as the ‘Sincerely yours, TOTUS’.....The front of the card having the manger scene. Inside: ‘He’s the reason for the season, and He is the one that gives me hope’, or something like that.....of course mailed locally with no return addresses.

[advertising guy]

” we all need to raise hell”

when it comes from el Rushbo and our very own FUDDLES

I’M IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

personally, I’m gonna bra snap

[gwilhelm56]

Cheerios can cut Cholesterol .. if you EAT 3 Cups of Cheerios EVERY DAY!!!