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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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| 05/13/09
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: talkradio
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To: RasterMaster
I would have....if it wasn’t for you. Your intro was absolutely perfect!!! Thank you SO MUCH!!! (((hug & kiss))).
141
posted on
05/13/2009 10:02:45 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
To: Fudd Fan
You can thank RasterMaster for that one.
142
posted on
05/13/2009 10:03:19 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
To: RSmithOpt
Now you've got it!
143
posted on
05/13/2009 10:03:35 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: Fudd Fan
RAISE HELL is exactly what I plan on doing!!!
144
posted on
05/13/2009 10:03:57 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
To: NoGrayZone
145
posted on
05/13/2009 10:04:01 AM PDT
by
gwilhelm56
(Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
To: Just Lori; NoGrayZone
Great call! She kicked butt!
To: ReneeLynn
147
posted on
05/13/2009 10:04:28 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
To: NoGrayZone
148
posted on
05/13/2009 10:04:30 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: DTogo
"Typical white woman..." Hey, that's craka to you!
149
posted on
05/13/2009 10:05:22 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
To: voteNRA
Thank you! RasterMaster idea for the shout out!
150
posted on
05/13/2009 10:06:19 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
To: RasterMaster
When Rush said ..”PLease call Congressman soandso ..and Just say RUSH says HI!!! Here’s the number!” We completely shut down 3 AREA CODES. ...
Imagine if we could All show up on the MALL. We’d block traffic all the way back to RICHMOND, VA.
151
posted on
05/13/2009 10:06:41 AM PDT
by
gwilhelm56
(Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
To: RasterMaster
There goes the dittocam again.
152
posted on
05/13/2009 10:06:54 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: NoGrayZone
Great call!! And it was awesome to hear Rush loves FR, too!
153
posted on
05/13/2009 10:07:19 AM PDT
by
sbnsd
To: NoGrayZone
Excellent!
Here in NJ I’m working for the conservative Republican candidate for guv. The RINO is lying his arse off about him. Primary is June 2.
154
posted on
05/13/2009 10:08:07 AM PDT
by
Fudd Fan
(Pres--dent 0zer0 is a train wreck. DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!)
To: All
Congressional CLARIFICATION ... my first LIE wasn’t CONVINCING ENOUGH!!
155
posted on
05/13/2009 10:08:10 AM PDT
by
gwilhelm56
(Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
To: NoGrayZone
WooHoo!
I was busy so I didn’t get to hear you.
Dang work getting in the way of my FReeping
156
posted on
05/13/2009 10:08:24 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
To: NoGrayZone
Great Call. Rush is right about the left just stereo typing people to make them look like something they are not.
157
posted on
05/13/2009 10:08:26 AM PDT
by
Mozilla
To: RasterMaster
We should all mail Christmas cards to ‘The One’ this year with that ‘seal’ on the inside of the card as the ‘Sincerely yours, TOTUS’.....The front of the card having the manger scene. Inside: ‘He’s the reason for the season, and He is the one that gives me hope’, or something like that.....of course mailed locally with no return addresses.
158
posted on
05/13/2009 10:08:39 AM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: Fudd Fan
” we all need to raise hell”
when it comes from el Rushbo and our very own FUDDLES
I’M IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
personally, I’m gonna bra snap
159
posted on
05/13/2009 10:09:19 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
(the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
To: gwilhelm56
Cheerios can cut Cholesterol .. if you EAT 3 Cups of Cheerios EVERY DAY!!!
160
posted on
05/13/2009 10:09:48 AM PDT
by
gwilhelm56
(Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
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