Posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks!! I can’t believe I got through!
If that's done then it is just one event and it's easy to ignore one event as opposed to dozens of events across the nation.
The Tea Parties made a real impact because they were local.
It’s like buddah!
I heard your FR dittos from out in the garage had had to run in so see who it was.
you sounded great
I know, I melted into a pile of mush!
That was good. Congrats.
Had to come up from work to see who it was.
You did Great!
We heard it in DUh-bama’s jokes about the NYC flyover and the teleprompter...he knows his weakness is out there for all to see, so he’s trying to “laugh it off” with poor attempts at humor. In reality, being called TOTUS is getting under his thin skin.
FYI: My neighbor in the cul-de-sac down here in NC is from Oakdale...Italian too.....he’s a good craka too! Can talk the knots off a log too. lol!
Work the word “Persimmons” into the conversation. Works on TGO’s show.
Persimmons = codespeak “Hi FReepers!”
Was listening to Rush toady, with half an ear, and he was talking about how someone said something regarding Nancy Pelosi, “and she came running back to get in front of the press microphoes she’s been avoiding, to kiss up to Obama...
Can someone please tell me who said what, that made her rush to do damage control?
Actually it's a Bronx/Long Island mix....twice as bad!!!
Heck yes!!!!
**Can talk the knots off a log too. lol!**
One of my neighbors is like that ... listen to him for 10 minutes.. you need a NAP.. you’re so tired.
LMAO, as long as it’s NOT gray!!!
Depends how LARGE the crowd is....I’m saying large enough to stop all incoming/outgoing traffic and keep it shut down for a few days. Can’t ignore that!
Not saying “instead of” local parties in every state...just another idea for a future event.
Time to go out and buy a lottery ticket!
It all has to do with what she knew about waterboarding I believe.
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
TOTUS is the real POTUS!
!Obummer is a TOTUS Puppet!
Hehe...just twittered a snarky reply to Meghan McCain on Twitter. She is a stupid twit with an overblown sense of self!
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