Celebutard of the Week: Michelle Obama

Big Hollywood ^ | 5.8.09 | Andrea Peyser

[rvoitier]

What’s the matter, Michelle? Did the White House food taster quit?

[rvoitier]

"I have a chief of staff and a personal assistant, and everyone needs that."

Oh Lord, here comes another entitlement.

Story here

[luvbach1]

Not to be outdone, perhaps the POTUS should have a whipping boy.

[Semper Mark]

...”perhaps the POTUS should have a whipping boy.”

We, the taxpayers.

[Cicero]

He has dozens of whipping boys. Or perhaps we should call them busboys.

Every time he screws up, somebody gets thrown under the bus. Most recently that joker who got blamed for the Air Force 1 Screwup.

[beaversmom]

Michelle's always had it tough:

Michelle’s Struggle

February 29, 2008

By Byron York

Excerpt...

“I know we’re spending — I added it up for the first time — we spend between the two kids, on extracurriculars outside the classroom, we’re spending about $10,000 a year on piano and dance and sports supplements and so on and so forth,” Mrs. Obama tells the women. “And summer programs. That’s the other huge cost. Barack is saying, ‘Whyyyyyy are we spending that?’ And I’m saying, ‘Do you know what summer camp costs?’”

Maybe now that the Obamas are in the White House, they will mandate that all kids can have those things for "free".

[garyhope]

“These lines were spoken at a conference for “Corporate Voices for Working Families” in Washington. Working families who, presumably, don’t actually know what a chief of staff does.”

Was she wearing her working class $540 sneakers there?

Such class, such taste, such humble sensitivity to the plight of the poor working class.

I wanna be just like the Obammy’s. It's because I care so deeply, so passionately about “the people”. Not individuals of course, but about “the people” or “the children”. I'm so noble, I'm so selfless, I'm so good.

[rllngrk33]

Every time he screws up, somebody gets thrown under the bus.

Anybody out there have a list of all the people under the bus?

I imagine that soon enough the bus will come to a stop because of all the people under it.

[supremedoctrine]

and I can’t help but admire the verbal facility of someone who’s under the age of 82, but who still uses the leaden grammatical locution, “so on and so forth”. This woman once made $300K per year, folks. That’s nearly $6000 weekly. In a job that was so unnecessary it doesn’t exist anymore. We’ve touched bottom.

[beaversmom]

It’s enough to make you want to vomit. You know she thinks she’s worth every penny too. If they had paid her minimum wage it would have been too much.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Correction...He has dozens of whipping boys. Or perhaps we should call them busboys taxpayers.

[suzyjaruki]

The time may come when Michelle will be the one thrown under the bus. In my opinion, she is the obstacle to his practice of Islam. He needs her right now, but he may not want her in the future, because she will refuse to submit.

[jla]

...perhaps the POTUS should have a whipping boy.

Isn't that Reggie Love's position?

[Semper Mark]

“Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants”...

What she means is...Everyone should have some slaves and an overseer.

[ErnBatavia]

Did the White House food taster quit?

Judging by this shot, yes...or maybe she just likes to suck lemons.

[freekitty]

The Queen of Welfare has spoken.

[Bon mots]

That photo of Michelle in that flowery black and brown thing reminds me of a joke:

Q: What's black & brown, flowery and would look good on Michelle Obama?
A: A doberman wearing a lei.

Highlight beside the "A:" with your cursor (mouse) to see the answer. (Above this line)

[FourPeas]

These lines were spoken at a conference for “Corporate Voices for Working Families” in Washington. Working families who, presumably, don’t actually know what a chief of staff does.

Insensitivity times two. It's bad enough that Mrs. Obama just doesn't get it. Why, on earth, is it necessary to lob an insult at working families?

[Venturer]

She is trying to hide those horse teeth.

[SkyDancer]

Bye Bye Paris Hilton ...

[river rat]

U be’n bad....
De moderator gonna git u.