Posted on 04/29/2009 8:16:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush is awesome today!
I just took some high powered cough medicine and will probably "conch on out" in a few minutes.
I say good riddance to spectator,collins macain, graham and the other rino in Maine! Once the public sees we are serious about being true conservatives there will be nothing holding us back. We will knock the rats on their butts election after election.
Hopefully Michelle Malkin will find out. From her website today:
I have filed two FOIA requests with the Office of the Secretary of Defense and Joint Staff FOIA Requester Service Center seeking more info, including the flight manifests; communications that would shed light on the origin of the “mission,” and copies of any and all photos taken on the taxpayer-subsidized journey. Let’s have some of that vaunted transparency Barack Obama is always talking about.
No prob :) Folks really should lay their hands on that book, though. The info’s invaluable, and the book’s a fascinating, infuriating, thought-provoking read.
Get well soon! We need you in the fight.
Took him too damn long to leave.
He needs to take the other loosers with him.
Note to FNC: Trust but verify :)
Remember Bill Gertz.....
Remember ozero says what every audience he is in front of wants to hear.(unless the totus goes out, than he say nothing.)
I will, need about two more days.
Obama ‘furious’ at flight
http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/04/29/06/4350-82/index.xml
Obama, who officials described as “furious” over the incident, said he wasn’t informed before Monday’s photo-op flight. “It was a mistake,” Obama said. “It will not happen again.”
Absolutely HC! And those that whine about how we can’t get along without the rinos can go as well!! When people get screwed like obama is screwing the entire population they usually turn to whomever can make a coherent argument about how to institute “Change”. There won’t be any “Hope” about it!
Exactly what the audience wanted to hear! So Totus prepared the speech and zero read it. Won't be the first or last time.
Rush IS awesome today! I really wish there was someone who is in politics who had the guts to say the same things. We need that person to head the voice of the party. Rush won’t do it, but I sure wish someone would.
Can you imagine how different our country would be if our president said such things?
Oh well...
Who all was on the plane, Barry....?
Why does Rush continues to be an apologist for the president whose legacy includes: “I had to sacrifice free market principles to save the free market.”?
Is it true that they wanted to put white side walls and spinners on the Airforce One tires, with fuzzy dice in the windshield and some stereo equipment?
I cannot for the life of me think of anything successful that he's done yet.
In response to Rush’s question, I think I’ll go out and smack 100 liberals.
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