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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wenesday, April 29, 2009
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| 04/29/09
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 04/29/2009 8:16:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Me, me, me...
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:16:47 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Barak Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:17:14 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(The Porkulus brought us economic swine flu.)
To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...
Welcome to day 100 of the Socialist 0-ccupation of America.
There are 721 days left until Americans begin to take their country back at the ballot box!
There are 1286 days left until Americans can complete the regime change.
There are 1371 days until America can truly be free of our 0-ppressor.
Celebrate the impending regime change by attending a Tea Party!
Rally! Conservatives!!
Gather in masses!
Tell King 0-bama we’ll not stand for his bailouts and high taxes!
(((((Ping))))
Pssst...is it 2012 yet?
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:17:30 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:18:55 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court House...........America's Axis of Evil)
To: gov_bean_ counter
Congratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone on this, 0's 100th day in office.
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:18:55 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Did you get the t-shirt?
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Thank you...
For once I am glad I'm 7 hours ahead of the East Coast. I'll be checking out the inside of my eyelids when the Pontificator in Chief is reading to America tonight.
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:22:15 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Barak Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I’m excited that Fox actually said NO to him today.
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:23:03 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Good morning, megaTheFluPCGamedittos, from Biggirl! =^..^=PING!!!!
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:32:27 AM PDT
by
Biggirl
(GO UCONN!=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:40:13 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
To: WorkerbeeCitizen
Vertical, inhaling & exhaling regularly here. =)
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:59:54 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
NE1 listening to Laura?
The real life exorcisms are kinda scary.
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posted on
04/29/2009 9:02:06 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(For the first time in my adult life I am afraid of my government!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Why is she talking about that?
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posted on
04/29/2009 9:02:56 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Laura’s doing an exorcism?
To: gov_bean_ counter
Where are you again?
Italy?
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posted on
04/29/2009 9:04:55 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(For the first time in my adult life I am afraid of my government!)
To: gov_bean_ counter
For once I am glad I'm 7 hours ahead of the East Coast. I'll be checking out the inside of my eyelids when the Pontificator in Chief is reading to America tonight.
I will be watching LIE TO ME! LOL! Thanks FOX! I mean, what is Obama really going to say?
"Here is what I, uh, have accomplished in, um, my first 100, uh, days! I and my teleprompter have, um, finally reduced America, um, I mean, made America a great, uh, country."
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posted on
04/29/2009 9:05:37 AM PDT
by
Eagle of Liberty
(This nation must not die on our watch.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; Just Lori
She interviewed a priest who wrote a book about exorcisms and also interviewed the Vatican priest who the book was written about. Very scary stuff.
Played a recording of one of the exorcisms and it sounded like it was right out of the movie The Exorcist.
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posted on
04/29/2009 9:08:56 AM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(For the first time in my adult life I am afraid of my government!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Oh. I thought maybe she had Arlen Specter on her show.
To: Just Lori
Vertical, inhaling & exhaling regularly here. =) Health nut are ya?
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posted on
04/29/2009 9:09:34 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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