The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 17, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/17/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[CottonBall]

She’s got a perfect little head and face!

[Enterprise]

Ah yes, a Golden Microphone Friday - what a nice surprise!

[Joisey]

Congrats to you, and hello everyone!

[lysie]

SWEET!

[mylife]

In

[gov_bean_ counter]

Small plane crashed into a house in Ft. Lauderdale. Was on Fox.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Congrats Auntie IMPR!

[mylife]

A cutie.
Congrats!

[Primetimedonna]

She’s beautiful!!!!

[50cal Smokepole]

Congrats!
Back to lurk.....

[advertising guy]

sorry I was late...I was fielding calls from the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders about that beautiful baby girl

[bluerose]

She’s beautiful. Congratulations.

[vacuumbob]

Congrats on the new one Auntie IMPR.
Another cute little munch-kin.

[mylife]

Barama let the cat out of the bag today.
Says he is all for an assault weapons ban (read all semi autos)

[advertising guy]

Obama shoulda been the cat in the bag who found the river

[Just Lori]

Awwwwww. She’s beautiful!

[mylife]

I recall when my father taught me to swim.
I thought I was gonna drown, but once I got out of the burlap sack I was OK.

It sucked in the sack. Those kittens kept scratching me!

[NonValueAdded]

Extraneous Wind here ... congrats on the addition to your family and condolences for the debt load she just inherited.

[CDB]

She’s gorgeous!

A pal’s son and daughter-in-law gave birth to a baby boy, yesterday. A very historic birth date!

[advertising guy]

I’m adopted but my real grandad carried me like a watermellon to the top of the hi diving board at a public pool.....I was like 3 hours old ,not really but I was a wee lad................

...then he chunked me and dived behind me.....to this day I still go to the bottom and run like hell for shore.

..took me til I was 7 before I would open my mouth in the shower