[advertising guy]

I’m adopted but my real grandad carried me like a watermellon to the top of the hi diving board at a public pool.....I was like 3 hours old ,not really but I was a wee lad................

...then he chunked me and dived behind me.....to this day I still go to the bottom and run like hell for shore.

..took me til I was 7 before I would open my mouth in the shower

[mylife]

L0L! He didnt fool around!

[Clint N. Suhks]

This is so scary. Gives me thoughts of despair then thoughts of rage.

Liberal actress says tea parties were racist