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I would recommend the lady trying to keep the bird from going home be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a mynah.
1 posted on 04/06/2009 6:54:56 AM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb

Time for the wisdom of Solomon.

2 posted on 04/06/2009 6:57:40 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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To: tlb

*GROAN*

How about a King Solomon solution? Threaten to slice the bird in half so they can share it equally, then the REAL ‘Mom’ will step up to save the bird, even though she’ll be giving it away.

(That story used to TERRIFY me in Sunday School; I thought for sure they were gonna kill that baby. It obviously has made an impression upon me.)


3 posted on 04/06/2009 6:58:21 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: tlb

*groan*


4 posted on 04/06/2009 7:00:43 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Americans only hear the word "free", but never hear "just pay the shipping and handling")
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To: tlb

African Greys are probably the best talkers of all parrots. Maybe the judge is planning to ask the bird who she wants to live with? Courts do often take into account the wishes of 13 years olds in custody battles.


5 posted on 04/06/2009 7:00:58 AM PDT by Above My Pay Grade
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It’ll probably outlive both of them.


6 posted on 04/06/2009 7:09:45 AM PDT by Leg Olam (my gurlfrnd syas my tyipgns as goood as my sex)
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He’s an African grey...could he not tell people his name? It’s not like a dog or cat that needs a chip or a locket.


7 posted on 04/06/2009 7:29:53 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (American Revolution II -- overdue.)
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The first owner didn’t keep the bird clipped and then wondered why he flew away. My vote is for the second owner ... assuming she cares enough about the bird to keep its wings clipped.


9 posted on 04/06/2009 10:07:10 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (There are no points for second place.)
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