Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Mark Steyn subs for Rush on Monday.
WOOHOO!!
In my life I would never thought I say this, I rather see Bill Clinton than this bozo..
I heard a thud of someone hitting the floor from Pittsburgh. It was RWI finding out Mark Steyn is the sub host for Rush on Monday.
Rush reasserts that our basic rights are inalienable and given to us by GOD not the goobermint
I’ll go one better (or worse)
I’d rather have Hillary than this bozo
DOW - 7276
What Rush is talking about is at the core of my screen name
Jimmy Carter? :)
You win
Maybe we’ll see another 489-49 b-tchslap in a presidential election.
I haven’t really noticed a raspiness. He may have a lingering bronchial thing or something- there are these colds that linger around & don’t quite show all the symptoms of a cold like stuffy nose & sore throat, but yet they cause people to not have a clear throat and speaking voice. Remember around that CPEC speech he thought he might be coming down with something. Was it since then that you’ve heard the raspiness?
Probably another golf tourney. If it’s on the west coast he may need the extra day to get home.
There is a difference between being equal and egalitarianism
Testify Rush!
This president is really despicable. Never will admit when he does wrong and is responsible for a mess. All about popularity with him. Not even modest enough to allow himself to address the public without a telempromptor (for fear that his adoring fans will see that he is not the man he was built up to be). He is human like everyone else- prone to err (and boy he can err BIG time) but he’ll use smoke and mirrors as long as possible to hide that fact.
Listen up world. This is a heart to heart from Rush.
This is at the very core of his belief. It is who he is.
Well, at least one person in public does this. That’s one too many for the left.
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