Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
mylife, Did you watch the Count of Monte Cristo, 2002 movie? That was really good! Yes, the whole government back there & then was like a huge mob. They were unjust and violent. Obama’s capable of such thuggery, yep.
So all carpenters are saviors? L0L
Thats the one I am referring too.
Everyone should watch that film and realize what bad government can do.
Yes, didn’t you know that? :)
if ya need a carpenter
I was just wondering yesterday how many AIG execs are Dems and are shitting their pants crazy trying to rationalize what is happening to them
that’s a rework of a joke...
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and Barack Obama?
A: Jesus knew how to put together a Cabinet.
I do now.
That is a good trade, too. Think how much money you’d save if you didn’t have to buy those expenses pieces of furniture around the house.
I hadn’t heard that one. That’s good! Also a difference is that Jesus didn’t need a teleprompter to draw thousands to his speeches.
Someone's got to fight back. Obviously, the Republicans in Congress aren't going to.
“We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our selection between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude. If we run into such debts as that we must be taxed in our meat in our drink, in our necessities and comforts, in our labors and in our amusements, for our callings and our creeds...our people.. must come to labor sixteen hours in the twenty-four, give earnings of fifteen of these to the government for their debts and daily expenses; and the sixteenth being insufficient to afford us bread, we must live.. We have not time to think, no means of calling the mis-managers to account, but be glad to obtain subsistence by hiring ourselves to rivet their chains on the necks of our fellow suffers. Our landholders, too...retaining indeed the title and stewardship of estates called theirs, but held really in trust for the treasury, must...be contented with penury, obscurity and exile.. private fortunes are destroyed by public as well as by private extravagance.
This is the tendency of all human governments. A departure from principle becomes a precedent for a second; that second for a third; and so on, till the bulk of society is reduced to mere automatons of misery, to have no sensibilities left but for sinning and suffering... And the fore horse of this frightful team is public debt. Taxation follows that, and in it’s train wretchedness and oppression.”
Thomas Jefferson on Taxation
Spineless bastards
Office of Protocol ... Goldie Hawn selected the DVD set!
Somebody tell Shanklin!!! This could be hugh and series.
The man is everywhere but in the White House taking heat.
We elected a career campaigner worse than BJ.
AIG pokes Gubmint in the Eye and demands its day in court
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/20/special-olympics-champ-to-barack-bring-it-on/
Special Olympics Champ to Barack: Bring it On!
Posted Mar 20th 2009 9:57AM by TMZ Staff
A bowling phenom in the Special Olympics has just challenged Prez Barack Obama to a White House roll-off ... and he’ll probably kick Barack’s butt.
Kolan McConiughey, a Special Olympics competitor who has bowled three perfect 300 games, tells TMZ that the Prez has to score a lot higher than 129 to beat him. Kolan says he bowls an average of 266.
Kolan — who works at a grocery store in Ann Arbor, Mich. — said he’d love to go to the White House to beat Barack on his own lane. Kolan said, “He’s cool, but he can’t beat me.”
We posed the challenge to the White House. They said “no comment.”
AIG should be suing the US regarding the vote from two days ago.
Steyn on Monday!
Steyn is all over this AIG fiasco.
Heard him last night on Hewitts show and he was brilliant.
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