Posted on 03/09/2009 8:21:09 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
If it goes bankrupt, you wasted any money put into shares. I learned the hard way a few years back.
For sure,he looks realy sick today, should have stayed home.
0bama: “More sleight of hand for everyone!” Be amazed! Be very amazed!!
That’s what I thought.
People buying GM stock now are going to get sooooo screwed. Obama is out there saying hold onto the stock. What a goober
Rush calling out Newt!
Shut up Newt and get a clue as to what Rush really said. Stop believing lib’s lies!
I don’t know why I thought of this but.... who is Minnesota’s senator? Coleman or Franken?
No matter how crazy Newt gets or what he says it’s important not to sell him out. You gotta remember the 80/20 quotient with him. He will always be crazy part of the time. It’s in his DNA. But the other 80% is classic conservative dogma that we desperately need.
Rush speaking lots of truth here about politicians.
I want THAT ONE to FAIL, both personally and politically.
Right now neither of them are.
They are still litigating, and no one has been certified.
TBA
Ditto’s to that last comment on politicians in general. They will say whatever they think the public wants to hear. As defined by the beltway media.
Newt’s good buddy Hannity should set him straight!
Thank goodness! Newt has been a fraud for years now. About time someone told the truth about him.
I heard one of them wrote a book.
It’s the water from the Potomac. No matter who we send up there and how pure they are, sooner or later they go native.
Noot will work with the Dems as they run us off a cliff.
Rush wants to stop it. Cold.
i’m liberated by folded laundry.
Vhannity is too busy singing the praises of Joe LIEberman....all the while ‘ol Joe is sucking up to Hussein.
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