Posted on 03/06/2009 8:16:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hey Rush. That’s 25 GOVERNMENT jobs.
President Obama Prompter
I like it
Talk to the teachers, while two of his daughters friends at Sidwell will not be able to continue studies because of his chopped vouchers (but he took heat and said he’ll reverse it, I doubt that).
0 is such a snide, ugly, classless petty man, “for those who still do not support....” quote just irks me. Did President Bush ever say, For those of you who still do not support the military action in Iraq, I ask you to look at the mass graves etc. and tell me the world is not better off without Saddam Hussein.
Indeed- we’ve known for months.
I remember last summer I sat down every Saturday morning for an hour or two and read his issue pages on his campaign website. I was hysterical, frantic...but naively doubted that even if he got elected these policies would be implemented.
I guess I had a failure of imagination.
25 jobs for gazillions of dollars
hardly a big bang for the buck
Upstairs lurken from time to time.
If I may ask? what happen to Mrs. S?
his wisdom would not fill a tea spoon
.. and I believe it will be small bidnizz that undoes this Muslim
Pictures aren't skews! You remind me of when I get in arguments with my car when it tells me my door is ajar. Silly thing doesn't know a door is a door.
Bob!
You couldn't imagine that anyone would be at the same time so stupid and so vicious.
His wisdom would rattle around inside a thimble like a BB in a boxcar.
A møøse once bit my sister.
No, realli!
She married Clint. :-o
sure are a lotta sisters here w/ moose bites
moose must therefore be boob mooses
District lays off 48 Apple Valley educators.
http://www.vvdailypress.com/news/apple_11193___article.html/valley_district.html
So much for hopey changey.
Hey CC!!!!!!!
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