Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What did Carl say about Sarah?
Rush lives in Florida, I’m almost certain he carries.
See, this is how they take us down.
They divide and conquer.
The 13 bucks a week is not a cut in tax rate. It’s a cut in withholding. So, you get taxed on that extra 156 bucks next April
"By August 31, 2010, our combat mission in Iraq will end".
Nothing like giving the enemy a time and date to rev it up.
I have been telling people this for weeks.
Their eyes just glaze over.
Its like the gubmint has the population fixated in a game of 3 card monte
CC was great the morning of McCain’s VP announcement. He was almost a cheerleader for the early days of Palin’s run...then he turned. Badly and ugly. Did someone get to him? Who knows...but, I will never, ever forgive him or watch him after he did the BOGUS ‘Palin as Diva’ story.
And his face looks ferretlike.
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Horse & Bugatti?
LOL!
Well duh, 13 X 52 is not 156, that would be 13 bucks a month
13 X 52 is 676
Isnt it like $420 or $500?
He lowers the amount to 8 bucks a week in Jan
Yes...September 1, 2010...circled on every cave map in the Middle East.
Damned glad I am retired. Those that actually pay taxes will get a surprise. Nonpayers will have free money.
What an asshat
Guess i will owe the IRS next time around.
You didn’t hear his famous, gossipy “insider” scoop on O’Reilly about how stupid she was, thought Africa was a country, etc.?
yes, corrected in #189
Beats them owing you.
“Nobody believes me when I tell them about
the scam Obama and the RATs are pulling on them.”
I’ve run in to this, too...
After all, they’ve been CONVINCED by the media for EIGHT YEARS that REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS, and Democrats only care for them!
AND MANY REALLY BELIEVE THIS....
I can only shake my head in disgust. The People are being LIED TO, directly and blatantly LIED TO, and other than FOX, the so-called “4th Estate” is REFUSING to tell the people!!
Anyone can change their withholding allowance without waiting for Øbama’s fiscal ignorance;
IRS Withholding Calculator
http://www.irs.gov/individuals/article/0,,id=96196,00.html
Who Can Benefit From This Application?
* Employees who would like to change their withholding to reduce their tax refund or their balance due;
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