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Inmate amputates his own p***s in Monroe (WA)
Seattle Times ^
| 2/19/09
Posted on 02/20/2009 6:00:04 PM PST by llevrok
MONROE — A convicted murderer at the Washington state prison complex in Monroe was hospitalized after his second attempt to cut off his penis.
A spokeswoman for the Monroe Correctional Complex, says the 49-year-old inmate has a history of mental illness and already had amputated much of his genitalia several years ago.
Corrections Department spokesman Chad Lewis identified the inmate as John Forrester.
Forrester apparently used a razor blade to cut off what remained on Thursday. Kopoian tells The Herald in Everett that he was taken to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with serious cuts to the groin. His condition was not immediately available Thursday night.
Kopoian says prisoners are permitted basic necessities — including razors — under state law.
Kopoian says Forrester was convicted on July 1, 1977, for aggravated first-degree murder and was sentenced to life without parole.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: nuts
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To: Free State Four
The penis mightier than the sword. You get some sort of all time funniest pun in all of Freeperdom! Snort*Snort*Snort*
Wasn't that part of a Saturday Night Live skit lampooning Sean Connery? I seem to recall an actor impersonating Connery and mispronouncing Jeopardy categories. I think that he mispronunced the category "Therapist" as "The Rapist" or some such thing.
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posted on
02/20/2009 8:31:50 PM PST
by
Bob
To: BykrBayb
um...That’s what she said.....
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posted on
02/20/2009 8:34:18 PM PST
by
BigBlueJon
("And shepherds we shall be....For Thee, my Lord, for Thee....")
To: llevrok
Ol' John Forrester
Sure has trouble...
Long prison sentence...
Short penis stubble...
Burma Shave
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posted on
02/20/2009 9:08:30 PM PST
by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
To: MikeWUSAF
LOL. Great skit.
“I’ll take AnAl bum Cover for 500 alex.” was always my favorite.
As to the nutless wonder in this story what did he do to land himself in the hoosegow in the first place ?
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posted on
02/20/2009 9:18:27 PM PST
by
festus
(Politics makes for strange bedfellows)
To: Allegra; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
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To: saganite
Why’d you edit the title when the word penis is right there in the first sentence?Why not? After all, Forrester eliminated his first . . .
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posted on
02/20/2009 9:24:47 PM PST
by
Petruchio
(Democrats are like Slinkies... Not good for anything, but it's fun pushing 'em down the stairs.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"He's just being a pr*ck."
Since this was his second attempt, apparently he's not much of one anymore. ;o)
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posted on
02/20/2009 10:31:46 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(Looking forward to the Rapture ~~ since 1-20-09)
To: llevrok
This was the most unkindest cut of all.Julius Caesar Act 3, scene 2, 181–186
William Shakespeare
To: llevrok
A spokeswoman for the Monroe Correctional Complex, says the 49-year-old inmate has a history of mental illness... Ya think?
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posted on
02/21/2009 12:10:23 AM PST
by
scott7278
(Don't Tread on Me!)
To: BykrBayb
To: dixiechick2000
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posted on
02/21/2009 12:11:55 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: Misterioso
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posted on
02/21/2009 12:16:31 AM PST
by
scott7278
(Don't Tread on Me!)
To: martin_fierro
Seems like a good time for one of those “spaghetti and Pete’s balls” jokes.
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02/21/2009 2:13:40 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: BykrBayb
I’ll have to think about that a while ;o)
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posted on
02/22/2009 12:54:11 PM PST
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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