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Inmate amputates his own p***s in Monroe (WA)
Seattle Times ^ | 2/19/09

Posted on 02/20/2009 6:00:04 PM PST by llevrok

MONROE — A convicted murderer at the Washington state prison complex in Monroe was hospitalized after his second attempt to cut off his penis.

A spokeswoman for the Monroe Correctional Complex, says the 49-year-old inmate has a history of mental illness and already had amputated much of his genitalia several years ago.

Corrections Department spokesman Chad Lewis identified the inmate as John Forrester.

Forrester apparently used a razor blade to cut off what remained on Thursday. Kopoian tells The Herald in Everett that he was taken to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with serious cuts to the groin. His condition was not immediately available Thursday night.

Kopoian says prisoners are permitted basic necessities — including razors — under state law.

Kopoian says Forrester was convicted on July 1, 1977, for aggravated first-degree murder and was sentenced to life without parole.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: nuts
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To: Free State Four
The penis mightier than the sword.

You get some sort of all time funniest pun in all of Freeperdom! Snort*Snort*Snort*

Wasn't that part of a Saturday Night Live skit lampooning Sean Connery? I seem to recall an actor impersonating Connery and mispronouncing Jeopardy categories. I think that he mispronunced the category "Therapist" as "The Rapist" or some such thing.

61 posted on 02/20/2009 8:31:50 PM PST by Bob
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To: BykrBayb

um...That’s what she said.....


62 posted on 02/20/2009 8:34:18 PM PST by BigBlueJon ("And shepherds we shall be....For Thee, my Lord, for Thee....")
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To: llevrok
Ol' John Forrester
Sure has trouble...
Long prison sentence...
Short penis stubble...

Burma Shave

63 posted on 02/20/2009 9:08:30 PM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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To: MikeWUSAF

LOL. Great skit.

“I’ll take AnAl bum Cover for 500 alex.” was always my favorite.

As to the nutless wonder in this story what did he do to land himself in the hoosegow in the first place ?


64 posted on 02/20/2009 9:18:27 PM PST by festus (Politics makes for strange bedfellows)
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To: Allegra; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
Photobucket MANGLED GENITALS PING

65 posted on 02/20/2009 9:21:59 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: saganite
Why’d you edit the title when the word penis is right there in the first sentence?

Why not? After all, Forrester eliminated his first . . .

66 posted on 02/20/2009 9:24:47 PM PST by Petruchio (Democrats are like Slinkies... Not good for anything, but it's fun pushing 'em down the stairs.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"He's just being a pr*ck."


Since this was his second attempt, apparently he's not much of one anymore. ;o)

67 posted on 02/20/2009 10:31:46 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (Looking forward to the Rapture ~~ since 1-20-09)
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To: llevrok
This was the most unkindest cut of all.

Julius Caesar Act 3, scene 2, 181–186
William Shakespeare

68 posted on 02/20/2009 10:45:59 PM PST by mountainbunny
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To: llevrok
A spokeswoman for the Monroe Correctional Complex, says the 49-year-old inmate has a history of mental illness...

Ya think?

69 posted on 02/21/2009 12:10:23 AM PST by scott7278 (Don't Tread on Me!)
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To: BykrBayb

LOL :)


70 posted on 02/21/2009 12:11:33 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: dixiechick2000

*snicker*


71 posted on 02/21/2009 12:11:55 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (This disaster brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
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To: Misterioso

http://www.penisland.net/

What were you thinking?


72 posted on 02/21/2009 12:16:31 AM PST by scott7278 (Don't Tread on Me!)
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To: martin_fierro

Seems like a good time for one of those “spaghetti and Pete’s balls” jokes.


73 posted on 02/21/2009 2:13:40 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: BykrBayb

I’ll have to think about that a while ;o)


74 posted on 02/22/2009 12:54:11 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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