Posted on 01/29/2009 8:07:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
oh I am
BRAVO.
This is one of the very best Rush Limbaugh segments I have ever heard.
And that is saying a lot.
If true, what a frickin' gutless wonder.
Wow. Rush is back! Maybe Americans are waking up. Sure hope so.
HFA inhaler. That is what my inhaler (Proventil) is.
yep..no fun and thanks but it’s all good now
We certainly do Fuddy.
Hi5
RIGHT ON, NVA!!!!! When I heard Obama's comments yesterday, they sounded so hollow, so dull, so empty, so phoney! He didn't sound sincere at all...he didn't sound like he believed one word of it. He was obviously just going through the motions of just reading it! There's no way in Whooville that Obama believed even one single word of what he was spouting.
3 hrs....3100 bucks.....they also did and ekg
Circuit City Beancounters killed Circuit City.
Six months to a year ago, CC Corporate decided they had to cut costs, including labor.
So, instead of scrutinizing their Business Model for items to improve, they FIRED all the Older, Longtime, HIGHER PAID Employees, and hired kids at minimum wage.
Of course customer service dropped like a hot rock. So as Far as I am concerned, Circuit City Slit their own throat. I do not feel for the Company.
Yesterday he said he will be gone all next week. Trip was planned a while back. Jason Lewis (who I don’t enjoy listening too) will be on Monday.
So no glorius Super Bowl Stiller win wrap up...and any guesses that ‘something’ happens when he’s gone???
Sarah Palin just anointed by Rush! Excellent.
Hi, I was just making a reference to Obama’s gaffe on the inhalators.
My daughter takes Albuterol. Too bad the climate could change if she uses it in puffer form anymore. If she’s in the cold too long, she has breathing problems. Luckily, she seems to be growing out of the bad asthma she once had.
Wahoo Sarah Palin as a leader.
Yay
That’s a real shame.
About four years ago, I went shopping for a new PC and a digital camera at Circuit City. The excellent customer service I got from an “older” (35+) salesperson convinced me to buy both items from him on the spot (with a little negotiation).
Note to Limbaugh: Go on vacation, just get Steyn and Jason Lewis :)
That is EXACTLY how Mr.FF explained Circuit City to me, wilhelm.
the Marlboro Manchurian is clueless
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