Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Love Kurt Warner.
I’m still stewing about this whole Oath thing. That IDIOT screwed up Chief Justice Roberts because he couldn’t hold his horses and everyone is now insulting the Chief Justice. UGH.
Ask her what has she done lately for the troops...cite Rush’s activities/”adopt a soldier”/etc. campaign for the military...ask if she hates America.
howdy
damon such a good actor and such a poorly informed lib.
;-)I must have been pronouncing it wrong for the past fifty years.
It took me a few mentions to figure out whom he meant! But hey - my college professors pronounced it perfectly but were nowhere near as original and bright as rush.
Don't know the history of Obama’s father. Could be he was at some point part of either being a slave or selling them in that part of the world. I don't know.
I’m very confused. This is a joke, right? Rush knows as well as I do, that he and Obama will never be teaming up on a stim. package. Listening to him, however, I’m getting the feeling he’s serious. Also, it would never work. If the economy boomed, how would you be able to tell which part of the plan was responsible? I know, and you know, that the tax cuts would be responsible, but O and his maggots would insist that it was bridge building that did it. How to prove who was right? There can be no argument on this point, btw, because WE HAVE ALREADY IN THIS COUNTRY DONE THIS EXPERIMENT A HUNDRED TIMES. We cut taxes, the econ. booms, and the very next time a recession comes around, Wash. goes crazy over the question of tax cuts vs. gov. stimulus. Rush’s experiement would be absolutely, utterly, completely, and totally forgotten when the next recession hit. Just like all our past tax cutting experiments.
** I bet Obama zips his piehole, **
I’m inclined to disagree. MULLAH HUSSEIN will give credence to the old saying...
“Tis better to remain SILENT, and be Thought a fool,
Than to SPEAK ... And REMOVE ALL DOUBT!”
Not exactly a thrilling episode. Guess I’ll watch “24”. =)
At least Mason was trying to be funny, Handle was trying to insert daggers everywhere.
>>A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always count on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw<<
GB Shaw got that right, and BO knows it.
ROFL!
Can’t wait for the live ‘25’ thread tonight.
Welcome to FR
That MIGHT be true that once in Obama’s father’s ancestry there were slaves. Could have been slaveholders or sellers too. But that could be true for every one of us. The inauguration weepers were crying because he has kinky hair and brown skin and for no other reason. He has achieved nothing.
Rush playing clip of SanFranNan saying how contraception saves costs.
Pelosi is suggesting that fewer human beings stimulates the economy.
(The Botox must be reaching the brain cells-my comment, not Rush’s)
Poluski needs to cut the size of government. With Nana's statement on contraception/abortion, look for euthanasia of the elderly, sick and crippled to come very soon.
The unequal distribution of...capitalism, around the world...
Brilliant, Rush!
Hey now I’m a leftie too ... left handed that is...
I’m in my right mind though. The Obamassiah though that’s a different story.
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