Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
Lady LAKE, Fla. — It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.
"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"
Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.
It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.
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"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.
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yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....wasn’t Joe Biden seen advertising for this place a few years back?...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d4_1219540193
Who’s to say. Once you get past the incontinence, it’s clear sailing.
It just so happens there is an epidemic of geriatric STD’s. Thinking their child bearing days are behind them, they don’t bother with things like condoms.
Oh great, now I’ll have that stupid jingle in my head allll day!
I guess they don’t call it ‘the friendliest hometown’ for nuthin’!
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.
From the article: “Local cops just try to keep up. “You see two 70-year-olds with canes fighting over a woman and you think, ‘Oh, jeez,’ “ Lt. Davis said.”
LOL
I think they mean “successful” one night relationship, if you know what i mean ;)
A world gone mad.
...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.
yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....
Lets see if you will say that if you live that long.
It’s true. First thing they do in the morning is check to see if it’s still there.
I'm doomed.
There is no age limit on fornication.
I was watching the Geico commercial this weekend, from that new campaign that doesn't make any sense - with the pile of dollars with the eyes on top?
Anyways, the one where the older couple is in the Chinese restaurant. I'd probably hit it with that red headed chick, and she's gotta be in her sixties.
It's all academic anyways. The way I've treated my body, there's no way I'm going to outlive my wife.
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