To: Red in Blue PA
...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.
To: STONEWALLS
.his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.I'm doomed.
17 posted on
01/26/2009 5:48:22 AM PST by
null and void
(We are now in day 6 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: STONEWALLS
not being a jerk usually helps too!
;-)
18 posted on
01/26/2009 5:48:35 AM PST by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: STONEWALLS
...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.
So you're saying theres no chance for someone who looks like a cross between George Costanza and Jabba the Hut, and is hung like a thumbtack? Damn!
33 posted on
01/26/2009 5:55:44 AM PST by
Sig Sauer P220
(Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ---- Will Rogers)
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