'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise

Fox ^ | 1/26/2009 | Fox

[oust the louse]

yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....wasn’t Joe Biden seen advertising for this place a few years back?...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d4_1219540193

[Bertha Fanation]

Who’s to say. Once you get past the incontinence, it’s clear sailing.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

No wonder Biden likes to sing about it! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

[fso301]

It just so happens there is an epidemic of geriatric STD’s. Thinking their child bearing days are behind them, they don’t bother with things like condoms.

[ozark hilljilly]

Oh great, now I’ll have that stupid jingle in my head allll day!
I guess they don’t call it ‘the friendliest hometown’ for nuthin’!

[reagan_fanatic]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Izzy Dunne]

most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship

I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.

[shove_it]

From the article: “Local cops just try to keep up. “You see two 70-year-olds with canes fighting over a woman and you think, ‘Oh, jeez,’ “ Lt. Davis said.”

LOL

[bella1]

..most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship..

I think they mean “successful” one night relationship, if you know what i mean ;)

[mkjessup]

A world gone mad.

[STONEWALLS]

...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.

[shove_it]

Tonight’s entertainment:

http://www.thevillages.com/Lifestyle/nightly-entertainment.asp

[Hatteras]

"It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls...."

[bikerman]

yuck, ewwww, blah, yikes.....

Lets see if you will say that if you live that long.

[Earthdweller]

It’s true. First thing they do in the morning is check to see if it’s still there.

[null and void]

.his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.

I'm doomed.

[DollyCali]

not being a jerk usually helps too!

;-)

[Delta 21]

There is no age limit on fornication.

[End Times Sentinel]

I dunno.

I was watching the Geico commercial this weekend, from that new campaign that doesn't make any sense - with the pile of dollars with the eyes on top?
Anyways, the one where the older couple is in the Chinese restaurant. I'd probably hit it with that red headed chick, and she's gotta be in her sixties.

It's all academic anyways. The way I've treated my body, there's no way I'm going to outlive my wife.