Posted on 01/12/2009 8:29:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
SHOE CHAT!
Hey, Why NOT? The Guv'mint has killed the auto industry with their insane regulations, now they are going to kill the electronics industry the same way.
Chicks?!?! Chicks imply birds...maybe we are more like Steel Mavens...
Tony Dungy just announced his retirement. I can see TD as a commentator. Did anyone see the CBS warm up show and Shannon couldn’t figure out the buttons on the yes/no answers?
The Eagles spanked the Cards in Week 13.
AJ, just get him unelected in 2012.
Traitors!!!
That was then ... The Cards have been a different team in the playoffs.
This caller is on some rant!
He sounds scunnered, lol.
This guy is awsome. Should have nominated him instead of McCain.
I LOVE this caller!!
Dungy can take Bill Cowher’s chair, as he is widely rumored to be in discussions to come out of retirement and take another coaching job.
Wish we could’ve heard from AJ a long time ago!!!
Woohoo!!!
well, we could be discussing what kind of candles we’ll be burning for the AFC/NFC championship games......
or who will be the NFL contestant on dancing with the stars
I got a Dooney and Bourke for Christmas (black w/the multi colored D/B logo). I like purse talk :)
Go AJ, GO!
Speaking of which, has somebody started a Suicide Watch for Jake Delhomme? LOL
AJ was awesome!
I nominate myself for the Founder of the Official A.J. Fan Club!
;)
He was terrifically breathless in his criticism!
Man, AJ is on fire.....
The GOP in his area need to contact him and KEEP him onboard for the next elections.
Dungey is a class act as a coach. I saw him interviewed a week or so ago on his post-football plans. He plans to do a lot of work/mentoring with young men in Indie— good for him.
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