Posted on 01/12/2009 8:29:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Let’s review: McNabb, he said, is “overrated ... what we have here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback can do well—black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well.”
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And how different is that from saying that the MSM won’t let Obumbo fail?
And that’s why “the powers that be” want to see the Iggles in the SB.
as far as character, these two are the most humble decent men I’ve ever met
So, will Fast Eddie alienate the Western half of the state if he openly backs the Iggles?
Crips vs. Bloods...LOL
Funny.
Here’s something not funny: It is only a matter of time before we are told that the human population has to be severely “cut back” in order to fight “global warming”.
"The Steelers are becoming bird killers". LOL
Go Steelers!
if I’m able to I’m all in....getting busy here now w/ the patent and contract talks
I know that he is free on bail. I was just saying that it is not under the control of congress. I sick and tired of congress sticking their noses in where it doesn’t belong.
I know one thing for sure: No matter who the Eagles play for the rest of the year, they will be seen as the Underdogs.
Lord take me now.
I’m engaged in football trash talk with a couple chicks...
I think he only remembers are here when a Clinton needs to campaign or when Murtha spouts off. Btw...where is Jacko? Did the Bamster send Murtha on a Siberian fact finder?
Evil environmentalist trying to pick winners and losers in the panel tv wars.
YOU CAN TAKE MY BIG SCREEN TV FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!
Mornin’, sweetie!
Could be worse—Purse Chat.
Government decrees that all broadcasts have to go digital then they may ban HDTVs. (Yeah, I know the Plasma ban is proposed in Europe but we are turning into the EU right before our eyes)
Maybe he’s at the Code Pink convention or something.
On Any Given Sunday.......
Not a good idea ... but Defensive Coach Jim Johnson will have his hands full with Cards. Could an Ornithologist’s super bowl be in the cards?
Obama Dog Search #3 on Yahoo news.
Man, I’m glad this important decision is newsworthy.
The family will be schlepping to dog shelters to find the pooch...yeah, sure they will.
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