Posted on 01/12/2009 8:29:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ROFL - When you look at the second choice of primary voters, the vast majority of the ones that picked Huckabee listed McCain as their second choice. His presence did not help McCain. Now, if Romney and Huckabee were not present, Thompson did MUCH better - likely enough to solidify people behind him in the more conservative states. I guess what I'm trying to say is blaming Huckabee for Romney's dismal failure is whistling past the graveyard.
Since nothing is likely to change for the next set of primaries, early liberal voting and the huge cross-over by Dims will leave us with someone Obama can beat. Unless we can get the primaries closed and quit depending upon early liberal states, we are not going improve.
A kudos for them... A Manning free Super Bowl!!!!!
I wanted them to win too, they will be easier to beat than the Giants would have been.
Howdy, HC!
LOL: Baltimore won’t get past Pittsburgh. I think we are going to have a Super Pennsy Bowl this year.
That Movin on Up song really does describe what is happening with the Burris appointment. Burris is an old fashioned NAACP type Black, he’s no magic negro and the Democrats don’t want some old Black guy running for the seat in two years. Obama may not have been finished doing his magic act, and there could be pressure to get rid of some of the Democrats. They don’t want to take a chance on Burris losing the seat to a Republican. So... they’ve decided that the angry, one legged Philippine female veteran, would be a better risk.
Rush and I share a birthday. Happy Birthday, Rushie!
WMAL says Obama wants the $350B released immediately for, among other things, student loans.
We were lied to about the “urgency” and need. Back to sleep now.
The prospect of a Birdie Bowl makes me shudder....
The Steelers have become bird exterminators—LOL!
DAMN! RUSH JUST DISSED THE EAGLES, BIG TIME.
Thank you, Lori. :)
Sad but True
That’s right Rush...Go Stillerz!!!
Gonna smack any of them birds in the beak...
Rwi, can you imagine Fast Eddie with an all PA Superbowl? We know he is an Iggles commentator (surely this is keeping Eduardo busy and not concentrating on Commiewealth bidness)...but he will have so much face time...why he can even wage a bet with himself.
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