Posted on 01/06/2009 8:44:56 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I also love Bush, but I think everyone would cough at the mention of amnesty, the wall, prescription plans, etc. I still would vote for Bush over Kerry even today, but wrong is wrong no matter who does it. I still love Rush, but it's not right to let underlings do the heavy lifting. If all we can get is an occasional headline on WND, we won't ever get traction. Even if Rush wanted to make fun of the BC'ers, it would at least get people thinking on the subject. It makes you wonder where Rush would be if the case had a breakthrough. Would he glom on to what others had done, or still ignore it?
Michael Steele says he should be welcomed into the Republican party? WTH?
As for the Pied Piper reference, it relates to his idol, William F. Buckley, Jr, the original pied piper for the establishment.
I understand you really want Stand Up Chuck for president but no one here could give a fart.
That doesn't surprise me at all. That's one of the biggest problems I have with RuPaul and his supporters. What's the word for that? Anyone?
It’s also a euphemism for “Jew” and using the word is like calling someone a Nazi. Anything said after is just hot air.
And that is enough to satisfy the incurious.
Michael Steele is a good guy. I think he’s just afraid of being called exclusionary.
I know that and you know that, but I doubt every idiot that uses the term knows it. I think there are a lot of nuts that just parrot what they hear without understanding what they are saying.
Alex, I'd like "Things A Conspiracy Kook Would Say" for $1000 please.
9/11 was an inside job!
Stephen King killed John Lennon!!
Black Helicopters are following you!!!
Haliburton!!!!
of course I have a dog in this fight.THE LAW....but for you to dump here w/ an attitude and then attack neocons...sorry ,you are an idiot
Bill Cunningham talks about Bammer’s COLB often. Only problem is his show is on Sunday’s only on a limited network.
He sounds like Rush did in the 80’s... a regular firebrand. His show is worth listening to. Do a search and give him a listen.
What?!
Can't refute one point on the list, so you resort to Harry-met-Ann attacks?
actually it coulda been...now I’m not sure
Rush is not “wrong” by not bringing up the Birth Certificate issue. He is a radio talk show host, NOT a member of the media...his job is to offer commentary, not to break news stories. If he deems it is a topic he doesn’t want to discuss, that is perfectly within his discretion.
Why don’t you guys try to call in to his show? Maybe that would be a way to attract attention. Just remember, though, Rush, Ann Coulter, et. al. do not have an obligation to report, investigate or publicize any issue. They are commentators, not reporters, and their main objective is to offer entertainment and commentary, and yes, make a profit.
Complaining about not getting the coverage you want though, without taking proactive steps toward getting that coverage isn’t going to accomplish anything, however. None of us know Rush, nor are we program directors for him. We do not have the ability to remedy the “blackout” if we wanted to.
Do you think we don't know about that issue? This thread has been so frequently spammed by people like you on this subject that we no longer care to read it anymore.
Nephi is no troll. If you dont agree with someone... so be it.... but dont be a lame ass about it.
You are for the law so long as it is done politely? What a puss.
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