Posted on 01/06/2009 8:44:56 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
we all understand your anger but to use that anger against Rush on the Rush thread is boneheaded on your part
Great that Rush covered the Ann Coulter banning. Not suprised, the libs cannot handle truth.
EEEVIL!!!
nooooooooooo...Queer Eye for the straight guy is the worst....
Covered already, by Bill Cunningham.
I can't believe there are still Birth Certificate trolls out there. I guess they really really want J-O-B-S Biden as president.
Hiya EEEVILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
hey there!!
Happy 2009!
just fer da record....I believe Obama is a fraud and illegal alien
Great that Rush covered the Ann Coulter banning. Not suprised, the libs cannot handle truth.
So typical: they dont want to hear anything that is contrary to their deluded worldview.
The name Nephi doesn’t help in some quarters either... ask Romney.
Hey Lori!
Love your tagline!
One of the guys on that show is now on “Extreme makeover home edition”.
Now it’s just “Queer Eye”.
I was a little kid and didn’t have any say about what got tuned in! lol
How’s it goin’, girlfriend?
I could care less at this point, 0zero/Plugs, .38/.39, what ever it takes.
The book is mainly about the media. Isn't it ironic that NBC gives the world an actual demonstration of their bias. Ann could have taken out a million dollars in paid advertising and not received this kind of coverage.
This book will sell big time now.
Actually, I think a president plugs could be a real hoot.
I believe that too. Unfortunately it’s not going anywhere.
It’s “couldn’t” care less. If you say you “could” care less, that implies that you do care. Think about it.
Sorry. I couldn’t help myself!
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