Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
dems ain’t so bad....it’s the socialist / marxist / stalinists killin us
I hope Rush talks about this today.
Franken isn’t the ONLY dem stealing elections. It happens everywhere.
Hang up on him!
What folks missed. Obama was cheating from the first caucus state... and before.
Some of you know this about me. I am Palestian(born here)but can't stand for 1 minute the carnage that is going on over there. Israel is absolutely within their right to defend itself from the thug militants who make peace there impossible, at least for now.
As we speak, my old man is on the West Bank, as he has residences both here(with me) and there with many close family and friends still residing there. When stuff like this happens, I start to sleep less, but I also know that he is in good shape and safe, for now, as there is 100 miles or so separating the 2 areas.
I wish, no matter how much I know it will never happen, for peaceful coexistence, between Israel and the Palestians.
we played Carolina earlier this year and beat ourselves....we gotta real chance
I can could on one hand — Dems who aren’t socialists
There is no such thing as a “Scoop Jackson” Democrat anymore — those who still exist don’t count. Some of them just haven’t realized it yet
BILL RICHARDSON TO HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE ON DROPPED COMMERCE SECRETARY BID AT 1 P.M. ET
For the break:
Even after death the MSM can't help politicize their loss with Libtard concerns.
that’s out there
Japan auto sales slump, worst December on record
Reuters - 10 hours ago
Combined with sales of minivehicles, which fell 6.7 percent to 122770 units, Japanese auto sales slid 17 percent to 306319 vehicles. ...
Japan’s Auto Sales Skid to 34-Year Low Wall Street Journal
Japan’s new auto sales tumble to record low in 34 years Xinhua
Toyota, Nissan Lead Drop as Japan Car Sales Fall to 28-Year Low Bloomberg
And it has been happening for years. They did it to B-1 Bob and Slade Gorton.
what ag said.......
“What folks missed. Obama was cheating from the first caucus state... and before.”
Yup——Iowa fer sure.
you are American, you was born here
Waiting to see if US auto sales follow.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.