Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Crude inching back up over $47/BBL.
Gas here went from $1.47 to 1.79-1.89/gal on Friday.
Started off bad with the two games Saturday. Thanks to the Iggles, I was able to break even though. But i professed all weekend about the Ravens, but couldn’t pull the trigger after starting off 0-2.
Media Matters will be screaming about it shortly.
except Black Panters don’t do the draft, they volunteer
Waiting for the other shoe to drop. tick tock...
and the Itty Biddy Birds live again.......
Blago, Burris, Richardson.
I love it!!
Funniest thing I have ever seen!!
Gotta admit -— dems have ba!!z
“We need the IDF like we need a hole in the head.”
The Late Hamas Spokesman
Ravens had sushi Saturday for sure.
Flacco and running backs that start with the letter “M” may Trip The Titans...
or
Barney Frank has balls too, it’s just that most of the time,they ain’t his
good eye....I did it on purpose as I made that mistake previously
They will twist it that Rush was being racist as opposed to Hairy Screed.
WTH?
JihadTV Makes Deal with Sony
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/32359_JihadTV_Makes_Deal_with_Sony
HAHAHHA -— What would we do without the dems — life would be so boring
UH UH
Seminar caller alert!!!
Kurt Warner the man!
First playoff since 1947 Chicago Cardinals.
GO IDDY BIDDY BIRDIES!!!
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