Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush, what is this... Gitmo?
Please don’t do that again.
We should get t-shirts made for listening to it.
Caroline Kennedy is so, you know, boring
Barack is, uh, magic
I think I’m dumber for having listened to that. (and I didn’t have room to spare)
Note to self: never assume the sarcasm is obvious.
Hiya Hatman!!!
Ethics at U of C.
Bwah, ha.
Hi there
It was such a non-event flying into Seattle on the 25th and the 2nd. Of all places to get stuck , I had a 6 hour delay at LAX due to mechanical.
I’m back at King Salmon where it is a balmy -23 with -40 wind chill...good to be home.
LOL.
Did. Well, you never know around here do you? ;)
What is amazing is that the homosexuals don’t realize if Hamas-types took over the United States the homos would be the first executed. I’d like to see them in Gaza city protesting for gay marriage. They would not last a five seconds.
Shanklin could do this.
Ain’t No Sunshine
Written by bill withers
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
It’s not warm when she’s away
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
And she’s always gone too long anytime she goes away
Wonder this time where she’s gone
Wonder if she’s gone to stay
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
And this house just ain’t no home anytime she goes away
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone
But ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone, only darkness everyday
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
And this house just ain’t no home
anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
With some tweaks.
Don't give up on Newt he's really been perfectly consistent since 1990 that I know of.
His problem is that he is an 80/20 conservative.
80% of the time he is brilliant. Contract with America etc. etc.energy initiatives,ideas etc. etc.
The other 20% of the time he just goes crazy trying to appease libs and you want to hide under the nearest bed.
But that's just Newt! He's always been that way.
Wow are you in Alaska?
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Fitz told you, see the first presser.
eanwhile, who nixed his security creds re:DHS
“I wish, no matter how much I know it will never happen, for peaceful coexistence, between Israel and the Palestians. “
This is easy. All the Palestinians need to do is acknowledge Israel’s right to exist and put an end to suicide bombers and firing missiles over the border. Israel would like nothing better than a prosperous Palestine as a peaceful neighbor and trading partner. Too many Palestinians want the complete destruction of the State of Israel.
How is Harry Searchlight Read able to sit in the Senate?
I am in Southwest Alaska, near Bristol Bay
Thankfully I am not where I was 2 years ago...they are looking for a HIGH of -43 today
Yet Richardson assumes he can go back to a position?
OMG,I won’t tell you where I am. ,We want Sarah to come down and go fishing with us. We have a ladies sailfish tournament coming up.
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