Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You could hear it a mile away.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS AUNTIE ZEITUNI?
Well you know where I stand.
He is a nice and kind a guy as he seems, just normal and regular.
Faithful to the police, the military and firemen.
I’m one that believes. Sometimes, however, I look at Obama’s election, American Idol politics in general, and the failings of the Left getting rewarded, I see some truth in Darwinism, though not Evolution.
Newt don’t care that much about Rush. If there is easy points to be earned attacking Rush he will do so. This is all about Newt making himself liked by the MSM like John McCain did for years in attacking other republicans.
It’s more like Rush teaching first graders. Except first graders would probably understand the nuiances of the song. Pathetic.
Are you paying attention Newt? Or does it really matter? I think it probably doesn’t.
case closed
Reminds me...
Did you see the Iowahawk spiel re: Caroline’s maid telling us why we should put her in?
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Next Guest Host of Inauguration TRL Special?
Yeah, but that didn’t get McCain the presidency. It won’t work for Newt either.
That’s unbelievable to me....
Caroline,the Camelot Cracker will get the seat
In the RNC chairman candidate debate, in answer to a question, Michael Steele just said RuPaul supporters & RuPaul himself should be welcome members in the Republican Party.
Um, I think I’ll scratch Steele off of my list...
My mistake. I really didn’t think that needed a sarcasm tag.
Franken and her will fit right in with the rest of their party.
Ick! The RNC chairman candidate debate has turned into a RuPaul love fest!
Stop! It hurts!!!
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