Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ditto that...I’ve been screamin it here for over a year.
what really gets my goat w/ Hannity is his brag he is not a republican but a conservative yet he is awash in Rino’s and stalinists
I think McCain proved that you DO need the conservative base. He had to bring in Sarah, but even that wasn’t enough to put him over the top with Conservatives. And we get Obama, because of no or low conservative base appeal.
Phase two of the MSM. Divide the Republican base. They've put it in Noot's hands.
Phase one was to elect 0zero...
What day is it? Saturday? Having it in April might turn out better—I remember freezing my behind off in March of 2007.
Rush’s posing the question of why Hamas is rocketing Israel from Gaza reminds me of the fable of the frog and the scorpion, the punchline being, it’s in the scorpion’s nature.
They never do...they are all angels...they can commit murder and it's ok....the murdering disgusting fat teddy is being worshipped... so aggravating..
April 4.
We could be roomies!
indeed !
The only thing McQueeg proved was Repubs can't win without the conservative base and without a representative of the base in a primary any moron can win.
Dang, after Hamas endorsed him and his pastor reprinted their columns in the bulletins... After he used the Palis to phonebank and deactivated the restrictions for their donations. But wait, he did say Israel shouldn’t be divided before switching the next day (thank you Fareed Zakaria, you POS), Robert Malley, Agha, Bzez, Khalidi, Power, McPeak, Wesley, Ali, Farrakhan, Rev. Wright, Rev. Lee and a host of thousands who are pro-Pali. Oh and the two imams he met in secret.
But hey, like he told Canada, he just has to say this for now... later it will be different.
Hamas Intellectuals! LMAO!
That would be cool. I’ll buy new jammies for the occasion.
Good point. Sean spent 2 years pointing out it matters who you hang around, Ayers, Wright, Phlager, et al.
And who does he? Noot, The Toe Sucker, Beckel, Estrogenless...
Oh no, not another caller like this! What the heck is going on?
Seminar caller alert!!
Rush got it!!
I like Steve.
Does this guy have a point that we can be aware of in this century.
Another seminar caller.....
They must have had a training class over the holidays.
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