Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
then add this to your written word.....why is 3/4’s of the earth covered in salt water ?
..3 reasons, to keep the oceans from boiling, freezing and for evaporation to be usefully measured
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And where’s the MSM reporting it?!!!!
Dang if the first one doesn’t have communist written all over it (it could be Ayers or Fidel), same old methods.
I hope Rush plays BTMN.
Bringing this up now is ridiculous. The libs didn’t get anywhere last time when they tried to make a big deal out of the song; I guess now they’re trying again.
There are actually people in this forum who believe man evolved from Adam and Eve.
Actually, it’s ignorant Republicans that are the problem this time.
DISTRACTION AND DRAMA.
Don’t explain, let’s get back to Jarrett, Rahm, Blago, SEIU, Davis (another socialist) and Fitz needing more time.
What kills me is the likes of Noot, et al soot-o
conservatives, got their undies in a bunch about it.
I’m tired of the “new tone”, screw em!!!!
I spent the entire week & weekend with Jack Bauer....
Maybe it’s the “Moderate” Republicans trying to distance themselves from the “evil Right-Wing talk show conservatives.”
I think you’ve got it!
You are so correct with your #114 post. I am in a position where I see it all the time at Penn State.
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
When is FR going to insist that (personal blog vanity) be added to titles? It’s a cheat on the vanity. Can’t believe that thread went on that long.
Dittos to that.
BTW, I bought one of Newt’s books (Winning the Future) at the Dollar Store over the weekend. Should I bother reading it?
Done with Sony.
Hi everybody
I can’t believe Rush has to explain all this again!
Tell em’, Rushie!
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