Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I was stunned. I guess people were banned over those kind of threads....I heard the ones who believe in evolution were banned? Not sure....
I went to the dollar store last month. Nothing in there was a $1.
What is he talking about today?
Let him go make his Gorebull Whining infomercials with
Stretch Pelosi and fade off into obscurity.
Sean better have the cojones to dump him off his guest list for that matter.
As for his book? Bird cage liner!
Sean won’t do that. They’re buds.
It new “the One “ was coming and decided to check out.
Let’s see, Rush goes on extended vacation and this flares up. No doubt they planed the timing of this.
Newt is trying to get MSM street cred.........
I’ve discussed with many people that he is trying to lay a foundation for a 2012 POTUS bid - and didn’t McCain just prove that you really don’t need the conservative base?
Really? The Dollar Tree still has nothing higher than $1.
Is Newt at least asking that the offending countries...India—China-—to cut back on their emissions? Or are they just trying to extract money from the USA?
Shouldn’t make a difference if he was on vacation or not. Newt and company should know better and grow a pair. They know what the song was based on.
Afternoon, HC.
I don’t blame the kitty if that’s the case.
Sean is getting on my last nerve...
I had to buy a gift for only $1 exactly. I could not find anything....so when I asked the store mgr if they had anything and asked why they call themselves the dollar store, he told me to pick something out and he will give it to me for $1.
the Metro Mexican, Burrito Richardson is givin his presser....He did nuthin wrong
Hear about the upcoming GOE in April in DC?
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