Posted on 01/02/2009 10:08:48 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C. – 1/2/09) Although LL was unable to contact President-Elect Obama directly, we were able to conduct this spurious interview with one of his campaign staffers regarding a seeming increase of world-wide discontent since the election, instead of the peace and prosperity promised.
Said the staffer on condition of anonymity, “I spoke with Obama this morning and he reflected increasing frustration with the state of the world. He told me this President stuff is so difficult, it's seriously cutting into his gym time. I mean, come on, he was elected on promises of lowering the oceans, tax increases on only those making over $250k, I mean, $200k, I mean, $150k, health care for all, a Prius in every garage, overall world peace and free money for everyone."
"The increase in violence has him flummoxed. Israel/Hamas, inner-city violence, now the startling revelation that global warming will cause a new ice age. How in the world are we going to have a photogenic, finely chiseled, six-pack ab President if his hair actually does turn gray and he’s stuck in the Oval Office dealing with these issues rather than working out?”
"We think these world-wide problems were carefully choreographed by the opposition party, at a time of transition, to make Obama look bad."
Developing..
Goes to show what lows I think Obama is capable of.
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Yep, it would come as no surprise if he had uttered such self-involved nonsense.
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