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Caroline Kennedy Demonstrates Valley Girl’s Grasp of English Language
Republican Liberty Caucus ^
| 12/29/2008
| Publicola
Posted on 12/29/2008 1:36:38 PM PST by obamaisandrogynous
Her Royal Highness of Hyannis Port, Lady Caroline Kennedy, is demonstrating a valley girls grasp of the English language in her miserable little campaign for the not-yet-vacant Senate seat of Hillary Clinton, who is not quite the Secretary of State in the still-to-be inaugurated administration of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. According to media reports, Kennedy cant finish a single sentence without a You know or I mean.Kennedy highly qualified due to her birth and social prestige as the only child of President Kennedy who hasnt killed herself or her in-laws has not been battered, unduly, by the mainstream press, over her deficiencies in intellect or talent. Contrast this with the treatment of say George W. Bush, who was called stupid, and far worse, by the young sociopaths at the Huffington Post, for an alleged inability to speak English well.
A recent article at the HuffPo even gloated in the fact that it was great to have Hussein Jr. as the president-elect, because he could, ahem, speak in complete sentences, unlike the fascist, warmonger, hateful dupe of Halliburton, and patsy of Dick Cheney, Bush.
But, no such musings about Lady Caroline are permitted in the media. No, her problems with the English language, and provincial, limited travel experience during her life she barely wanders more than a few blocks around her Manhattan apartment are something to be ignored, like Obamas ties to terrorists, Marxists, and racist anti-American preachers.
She will make a lovely Senator from the Valley. So much to give to the Republic with her lifetime of experience of shopping at Nieman Marcus, and extensive collection of designer shoes, and grasp of English rhetoric.
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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: carolinekennedy; obama; patterson; sweetcaroline
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To: obamaisandrogynous
But, she is, like, a Kennedy and she, like, totally needs to be a Senator an’ stuff. She, like, totally deserves it an’ junk.
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posted on
12/29/2008 2:29:13 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Bender2
“Caroline, No”
Where did your long hair go
Where is the girl I used to know
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh, Caroline no
Who took that look away
I remember how you used to say
You’d never change, but that’s not true
Oh, Caroline you
Break my heart
I want to go and cry
It’s so sad to watch a sweet thing die
Oh, Caroline why
Could I ever find in you again
Things that made me love you so much then
Could we ever bring ‘em back once they have gone
Oh, Caroline no
42
posted on
12/29/2008 2:29:32 PM PST
by
TrueKnightGalahad
(When you're racing...it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.)
To: obamaisandrogynous
Wonder if Publicola is a pseudonym for Ann Coulter?
Just in case...
:)
43
posted on
12/29/2008 2:30:05 PM PST
by
upchuck
(Get ready for 2009: Pray; Raise/conserve cash; Pay your debts; Pray; Stockpile; Buy ammo; Pray)
To: freedumb2003
44
posted on
12/29/2008 2:31:41 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: RandyGH
“She is Paris Hilton without the class.”
Or the physical attributes.
45
posted on
12/29/2008 2:33:40 PM PST
by
A Strict Constructionist
(Hitler advocated the nationalization of education, health care, transportation...)
To: Enchante
A Harvard education should have provided the world with something better than mumbling Valley-girl-speak!!
Add to that a nearly endless string of "Uhs" and "ums" a la The Zero.
46
posted on
12/29/2008 2:35:28 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: A Strict Constructionist; All
She is Paris Hilton without the class.
Or the physical attributes.
47
posted on
12/29/2008 2:40:44 PM PST
by
musicman
To: Swede Girl
Caroline was quiet and out of the public eye for most of her adult/married life. I wonder why she is now choosing to get into the ring.
My wager is that the Kennedy family knows that Teddy is not long for this world and they have this terrible compulsion to have a Kennedy in the Senate. Caroline sees this as the easy way to enter the political arena (no need to actually campaign and try to earn votes). If she is given the seat, then she will use sympathy when Hillary's term ends and the election for the seat comes. She will pimp her dad's corpse for all it is worth.
48
posted on
12/29/2008 2:48:24 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Today it just might be enough to qualify.
49
posted on
12/29/2008 2:49:51 PM PST
by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Palladin
Ack! Like, OMGWTFBBQ, do I, like, have a reputation or stuff? Like, ZOMG.
My translation skills are ever at your service.
50
posted on
12/29/2008 2:51:47 PM PST
by
Lil'freeper
(MERRY CHRISTMAS)
To: RandyGH
But she has straight teeth so whadda you want?
51
posted on
12/29/2008 2:51:58 PM PST
by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Bender2
OMG ~ he had real hair then. ;)
52
posted on
12/29/2008 2:52:31 PM PST
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Coldwater Creek
New York already dropped all their R’s.
53
posted on
12/29/2008 2:53:09 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
To: LiberConservative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_SliWNgVZE
Reap the whirlwind.
54
posted on
12/29/2008 2:54:10 PM PST
by
ScreamingFist
(Annihilation - The result of underestimating your enemies. NRA)
To: obamaisandrogynous
A recent article at the HuffPo even gloated in the fact that it was great to have Hussein Jr. as the president-elect, because he could, ahem, speak in complete sentences, unlike the fascist, warmonger, hateful dupe of Halliburton, and patsy of Dick Cheney, Bush. It goes back to President Eisenhower, and probably even before that. All Republicans are stupid, stupid, stupid! All Democrats are protean geniuses. Never mind that Eisenhower won the war in Europe, or George W Bush has a Harvard MBA, or his father was one of the youngest Navy pilots in WW II, they're all dumb! Sarah Palin is the latest example - see her treatment by the MSM versus the free pass that Caroline Schlossberg is getting....
55
posted on
12/29/2008 3:01:02 PM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Rummyfan
56
posted on
12/29/2008 3:02:17 PM PST
by
ScreamingFist
(Annihilation - The result of underestimating your enemies. NRA)
To: Rummyfan
The women can’t complete a sentence...literally....without “ummmm”, or “ya know”. Makes Hussein look like a genius.
57
posted on
12/29/2008 3:04:30 PM PST
by
ScreamingFist
(Annihilation - The result of underestimating your enemies. NRA)
To: SevenofNine
I got confession to make I was original Valley girl LOL! No way!
58
posted on
12/29/2008 3:07:23 PM PST
by
La Enchiladita
(Gloria in Excelsis Deo)
To: obamaisandrogynous
We don’t need a political dynasty in America. She’s only running because she is a Kennedy.
59
posted on
12/29/2008 3:12:31 PM PST
by
Ptarmigan
(God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
To: obamaisandrogynous
But doncha know she’s so coool... ya know, like her family lives in compounds, and ya know they play tag football, and it’s like, ya know, Camel lots - or something, ya know what I mean? Like cool. Ya know?
60
posted on
12/29/2008 3:13:43 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(GM's market value is a third of Bed, Bath and Beyond. Why is GM "too big to fail"? Steyn)
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