Caroline Kennedy Demonstrates Valley Girl’s Grasp of English Language

Republican Liberty Caucus ^ | 12/29/2008 | Publicola

[obamaisandrogynous]

Her Royal Highness of Hyannis Port, Lady Caroline Kennedy, is demonstrating a valley girl’s grasp of the English language in her miserable little campaign for the not-yet-vacant Senate seat of Hillary Clinton, who is not quite the Secretary of State in the still-to-be inaugurated administration of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. According to media reports, ” Kennedy can’t finish a single sentence without a ‘You know’ or ‘I mean.’”Kennedy — highly qualified due to her birth and social prestige as the only child of President Kennedy who hasn’t killed herself or her in-laws — has not been battered, unduly, by the mainstream press, over her deficiencies in intellect or talent. Contrast this with the treatment of say George W. Bush, who was called “stupid,” and far worse, by the young sociopaths at the Huffington Post, for an alleged inability to speak English well.

A recent article at the HuffPo even gloated in the “fact” that it was great to have Hussein Jr. as the president-elect, because he could, ahem, speak in complete sentences, unlike the fascist, warmonger, hateful dupe of Halliburton, and patsy of Dick Cheney, Bush.

But, no such musings about Lady Caroline are permitted in the media. No, her problems with the English language, and provincial, limited travel experience during her life — she barely wanders more than a few blocks around her Manhattan apartment — are something to be ignored, like Obama’s ties to terrorists, Marxists, and racist anti-American preachers.

She will make a lovely Senator from the Valley. So much to give to the Republic with her lifetime of experience of shopping at Nieman Marcus, and extensive collection of designer shoes, and grasp of English rhetoric.

[Army Air Corps]

But, she is, like, a Kennedy and she, like, totally needs to be a Senator an’ stuff. She, like, totally deserves it an’ junk.

[TrueKnightGalahad]

“Caroline, No”

Where did your long hair go
Where is the girl I used to know
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh, Caroline no

Who took that look away
I remember how you used to say
You’d never change, but that’s not true
Oh, Caroline you

Break my heart
I want to go and cry
It’s so sad to watch a sweet thing die
Oh, Caroline why

Could I ever find in you again
Things that made me love you so much then
Could we ever bring ‘em back once they have gone
Oh, Caroline no

[upchuck]

Wonder if Publicola is a pseudonym for Ann Coulter?

Just in case...

:)

[Army Air Corps]

Like, totally, ya know.

[A Strict Constructionist]

“She is Paris Hilton without the class.”

Or the physical attributes.

[Army Air Corps]

A “Harvard education” should have provided the world with something better than mumbling Valley-girl-speak!!

Add to that a nearly endless string of "Uhs" and "ums" a la The Zero.

[musicman]

“She is Paris Hilton without the class.”

Or the physical attributes.

[Army Air Corps]

Caroline was quiet and out of the public eye for most of her adult/married life. I wonder why she is now choosing to get into the ring.

My wager is that the Kennedy family knows that Teddy is not long for this world and they have this terrible compulsion to have a Kennedy in the Senate. Caroline sees this as the easy way to enter the political arena (no need to actually campaign and try to earn votes). If she is given the seat, then she will use sympathy when Hillary's term ends and the election for the seat comes. She will pimp her dad's corpse for all it is worth.

[count-your-change]

Today it just might be enough to qualify.

[Lil'freeper]

Ack! Like, OMGWTFBBQ, do I, like, have a reputation or stuff? Like, ZOMG.

My translation skills are ever at your service.

[count-your-change]

But she has straight teeth so whadda you want?

[blackie]

OMG ~ he had real hair then. ;)

[darkangel82]

New York already dropped all their R’s.

[ScreamingFist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_SliWNgVZE

Reap the whirlwind.

[Rummyfan]

A recent article at the HuffPo even gloated in the “fact” that it was great to have Hussein Jr. as the president-elect, because he could, ahem, speak in complete sentences, unlike the fascist, warmonger, hateful dupe of Halliburton, and patsy of Dick Cheney, Bush.

It goes back to President Eisenhower, and probably even before that. All Republicans are stupid, stupid, stupid! All Democrats are protean geniuses. Never mind that Eisenhower won the war in Europe, or George W Bush has a Harvard MBA, or his father was one of the youngest Navy pilots in WW II, they're all dumb! Sarah Palin is the latest example - see her treatment by the MSM versus the free pass that Caroline Schlossberg is getting....

[ScreamingFist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0umhm4J00&feature=related

[ScreamingFist]

The women can’t complete a sentence...literally....without “ummmm”, or “ya know”. Makes Hussein look like a genius.

[La Enchiladita]

I got confession to make I was original Valley girl LOL!

No way!

[Ptarmigan]

We don’t need a political dynasty in America. She’s only running because she is a Kennedy.

[GOPJ]

But doncha know she’s so coool... ya know, like her family lives in compounds, and ya know they play tag football, and it’s like, ya know, Camel lots - or something, ya know what I mean? Like cool. Ya know?