The REAL Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, December 4, 2008

The EIB Network ^ | 12/04/08 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Welcome back, Rush

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Rush played sick avoiding BC issue!
9/11 was an inside job!
Stephen King killed John Lennon!
Halliburton!

[sweet_diane]

"What happened there? Tuberville was like 85-40 or something like that in ten years."

Tuberville resigned as Head Coach yesterday. Word/rumor is he will stay on to assist the President of Auburn.

Auburn football coach Tommy Tuberville resigns.

Presser live here. Listen Live Here

Sorry Rush for OT!

[Jemian]

Here in Auburn, AL, home of Auburn University, the local station has PRE-EMPTED RUSH FOR THE PRESSER ABOUT TOMMY TUBERVILLE.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL!

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[angcat]

THANK GOD RUSH IS BACK!

[Jemian]

According to JJ, Tubby resigned. But Auburn is paying the buy-out (instead of the other way around as would be the case in a resignation). Tubby will continue to work for AU.

I wonder what is going on in his family.

[youturn]

I’d love it if a smartphone came out that will live stream talk radio. I just bought a BlackBerry Bold and told my friend it does everything I want except the above. I’m ready to toss away all my other electronics if that ever happens.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Says he had flu and bronchitis and still has a coughing problem.

[angcat]

Very worrisome indeed. Rush needs to take better care of himself.

[Sunnyflorida]

iPhone and the FSTREAM app.

[Enterprise]

LOL!!!

[Enterprise]

LOL!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

*LOL* Perfect picture.

[Sunnyflorida]

“A friend thinks Rush has taken the last three days off in order to avoid the issue.”

For you friend: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/27/Aluminumfoil.jpg/667px-Aluminumfoil.jpg

[acsrp38]

I think the llorts are back too

[Sunnyflorida]

Bravo #34!!!

[acsrp38]

don’t feed the llorts

[Badeye]

Great post.

[acsrp38]

HOORAH!!

TO ALL LLORTS:
DON’T make me hunt down “the talk show letter”