yeah, until you try to find your doggone stapler.
Posted on 11/05/2008 6:31:05 PM PST by VigilantAmerican
I'm too sick and disgusted and exhausted to write the body of my post at this time, due to the triumph of socialism in last night's election of an anti-American, affirmative action, Muslim terrorist-loving President.
I just wanted to be the first Freeper on the block to use that phrase, to post that title before anybody else also thought of it, and then slouch off to bed to read while a few of you perhaps comment on ideas for developing my article, which I threaten to write later if enough of you help encourage me!
Ah, well, for that I recommend the 2-ply quilted edition.
Actual DARPA BAA:
Mathematical Challenge Seven: Occam’s Razor in Many Dimensions
• As data collection increases can we “do more with less” by finding lower bounds for sensing complexity in systems? This is related to questions about entropy maximization algorithms.
“I’m still coming to grips with what happened last night”
So is the other half of America so you are in good company...While we were here analyzing and interpreting every word and nuance of the candidates, the other half of America- the brainless idiots- were sleeping like babies while holding copies of the NY Slimes and LA Crimes...so today we are like: ‘ What happened? Where did the comet crash? Were we invaded by Martians last night?...
Please allow me to cast this in a real life framework: A good manager can make great decisions with minimal information. It follows that a Perfect manager can make Perfect decisions with Zero information.
The posited entropy information event horizon therefore does not exist, despite the fact it just sucked in your Swingline stapler.
Remember, folks, look for the gold-embossed dollar sign. If you don’t see it on your medicated hemorrhoid pad, you’re NOT using Ayn Rand Brand Medicated Hemorrhoid Pads.
Please write your article and I hope you will spare Sarah blame being hurled her way by those wanting to make excuses for McCain. (BTW...Atlas Barfed is good...but what do you think about Atlas Hurled?)
Who IS John Galt??
I have disagreed with more folks on this forum than I can count - so what? That is the fun of it.
What I don’t try to do, is insert myself as a thread cop. JimRob has staff for that. I leave the job to them.
Nube’s take it on themselves to try and impose their idea of thread decorum.
It is like they cut a loud fart at dinner, and embarasses everyone at the table.
Only those who signed up after us AND take themselves WAY too seriously.
YMMV.
Just the thing for giving Galt’s Gulch that tidy, springtime-fresh feeling.
Crap! I was using the feminine pads for that! The badge was there, but I couldn't read the label (which was 3 feet long for a 2 inch pad).
But who shaves William of Ockham?
A-hole = A-hole.
LOL - I love the allegory. My I reccomend, “Die Vermesserung der Welt”? You will love it.
(Measuring the World - available in english)
Dang!!! I screwed up AGAIN! I was using that stuff as a mixer for my Captain Morgan's Tattoo Rum!
Not bad, tho.
Thanks but that wasn’t my question.
Classy reply, though.
LOL
You will NEVER get a tautology like that in a Rynd novel (or in the use instructions, either).
A=A? Reflexive property of math. Obvious to the casual observer.
Firesign Theatre were great. Nick Danger, the hillbilly saga...
yeah, until you try to find your doggone stapler.
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