I wish I could challenge Matthews to a duel.
I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person...........
I wish I could challenge Matthews to a duel.
Is that you, Zell? May I be your second?
Naaah. He’d smirk his smirk and extend his hand, and I’d put an ACP semi-jacketed hollow point right between his eyes. Those .45 lovelies are way too expensive to waste on varmints.
I would like to just bust him up side the head.
“I wish I could challenge Matthews to a duel.”
Not really. He’d choose feather dusters at 3 paces.
Sorry. Gentlemen may only challenge socially respectable men, i.e. other gentlemen, to a dual. Chrissy-fit Matthews does not qualify as a gentleman.
A disreputable person such as Matthews is to be ignored as they have no honor to defend and, as such, may not impugn the honor of others.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)