Posted on 09/05/2008 5:16:22 PM PDT by NCjim
Last night, September 4, on CNN’s Larry King Live Show, former New York Governor Mario Cuomo announced a startling scientific discovery that is sure to capture the attention of anthropologists and biological scientists around the world.
The announcement came as the talk show personality interviewed a panel of independent political commentators summarizing their observations at the close of the Republican Convention.
The experts included: Robert Gibbs, Senior Advisor, Obama Campaign; Sen. Evan Bayh (D), Indiana; Mayor Gavin Newsom (D), San Francisco; Terry McAuliffe, Former Chair of the Clinton Campaign; Michael Dukakis, the 1988 Democratic presidential nominee and former governor of Massachusetts; Arianna Huffington, Co-Founder and Editor, Huffingtonpost; Katrina Vanden Huevel, editor of The Nation; and, of course, Mario Cuomo, Former Governor of New York, who broke the startling news. Former President Jimmy Carter was not on the panel.
Without any warning of what was to come, Cuomo said,
He's many things, McCain, but he is not change. He's been around a long time. He's been a hero a long time. God bless him. He's done a lot of wonderful things. But he is not change.
Obama is. He's a new kind of intelligence. He's young and bright. He has a different attitude toward the world, a more cosmopolitan attitude. He's all the things we need. Most of all, those 80 percent of American people are right. We need change. These people are not change. Whatever else they are, they're not change.
This astonishing revelation of “a new kind of intelligence” was apparently substantiated by Vanden Huevel, who added,
But I think we need to move beyond 9/11. John McCain seems uniquely ill qualified. We need somebody who needs to understand, as the Rand Corporation, a bipartisan group, said a few weeks ago, to talk about the war on terror is counterproductive. We need smart intelligence, policing, diplomacy. And John McCain is someone who is militaristic. That is his first instinct, by temperament, by career, by personal history.
Although Governor Cuomo did not provide a descriptive adjective to the newly discovered intelligence, like Artificial Intelligence or Emotional Intelligence, Ms. Vanden Huevel seemed to suggest that is was “Smart” Intelligence.
This discovery has not been confirmed by any reputable researcher or scientist. Developing…
You'd have to search long and hard to find a panel less qualified to search for any kind of intelligence.
Obama is half white.
ROFLMAO!!!!
Unbelievable....
I heard this clip on Rush today. New kind of intelligence, eh? Which kind is that?
I still haven't seen any sign of capability beyond reading a teleprompter. Maybe it's a new "teleprompter intelligence" that we've read about in Popular Psychology magazine.
Uhh he is not a new intelligence. I think Karl Marx and his comminist manifesto have been around a long long time. I have no sympathy for the devil. Make NO mistake about it. Obama is a COMMUNIST!!
I think the new intelligence is called Sarah Palin.
The dems and the media don’t know how to address this new phenomenon.
That tripe could just as easily been broadcast on coast-to-coast-am. Right after the cosmic awakening taking place before the Dark Planet bypasses Earth in 2012.
Naaahhh, this will be like the empty rubber suit that was supposed to be a dead Bigfoot. Either that or that horse that could count — it turns out he was just looking at your head to see when you’d pull it up, then he’d stop counting.
And the new intelligence is “ Rectocranial Inversion”
Live broadcast from the B.M. Bowl!
Thats why his cunning plans cannot be told or explained to us.
We can not understand because we are are held to such a lower state of intelligence by our practice of clinging to "Religion and guns." But Oh! how we need an Obamossiah to save us from ourselves!
Surely the smart thing has got to be to just vote for the Obamassiah!
(You know it just occured to me that a "new" intelligence is just what Satan offered back in the garden.)
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