Posted on 08/30/2008 12:41:38 PM PDT by PhilosopherStones
Winner gets bragging rights and a tingly feeling up the leg.
I'll start with a few:
Sarah Palin - "half a heart beat away". Barack Obama - "Zero heart beats away."
"I cling to my guns when I'm hunting moose and cling to my religion when I'm taking care of my family."
"For Sarah Palin to become President, I would have to die in office. For Barack Obama to become President all you have to do is pull the wrong lever."
"Our Veep can beat up your Veep!"
"I can play basketball. Can Barack Obama hunt?"
"Hey Hillary! How you like THEM apples!"
done
I like their early stuff before they became a Dianne Warren cover band. I think most of the classic rockers I like are liberal. Except for Nugent. It would be a big mistake to play cat scratch fever as she hits the stage, although I’d certainly get a belly laugh out of it.
How about the Nuge’s Stranglehold showing Biden crying at the whippin’he’ll receive in the debate....
Good one.
The fact is ANY executive experience (even of a small town) is better preparation for the chief executive’s office of the Presidency than legislative time in the Senate, (or “community organizing”).
I don’t want to hear that song from damn yankees though, didn’t care for it.
Thanks for the laughs.
Here are my favorites that I am sending to my friends via email.
Reagan is back, and this time he’s a woman.
Hanging out with terrorists is not experience
McCain Palin, Obama flailin’
Our VP nominee is better than your Presidential choice.
Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies. Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.
McCain/Palin - From Tucson to the Yukon
A bad day Hunting Moose Beats a Good day With Obama in Office !
Hillary made cracks in the ceiling; Sarah took a sledgehammer to it!
Palin was hunting moose in the snow, while Obama was snorting snow up his nose
Don’t just hope for change, VOTE FOR IT. McCain/Palin 2008
“Disappoint Mainstream Media: Vote McCain/Palin”
My legs, unlike Biden’s hair, are real
Correction: Palin has 10 years of Executive Experience!
DING DING DING We have a WINNER! LMAO
DING DING DING We have a WINNER! LMAO
I'll have to trim it up and repost it when I get home.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ouch, I might have to put that on a bumper sticker
They WILL NOT LEAVE CHANGE IN YOUR POCKET.
Sarah’s a hockey mom and Biden’s about to get pucked.
or
Sarah’s a hockey mom and Biden’s just a dumb puck.
“Palin is the one WE’VE been waiting for.”
Yep. Barry, the top of the ticket has the least executive experience of any of them. And I haven't discerned any leadership qualities in him, either.
And I've been paying attention.
Teddy Roosevelt was governor for the same length of time before he was VP and he was President after only a few days. How’d that work out for everyone?
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