[ovrtaxt]

Imagine you're in a hospital in Russia. Pain wracks your body as you process some godforsaken virus or bacterial infection through your already overworked liver. You drift in and out of consciousness as wave after wave of hazy messages from your primal mentality crash upon the littered shores of your mind.

Then, without warning, the door creaks and slowly, ever so slowly, the harsh fluorescent glare of the hallway pierces your eyes.

Finally you manage to blink away the tears in your eyes, and you see this totally hot group of nurses standing there, holding this:

What's the next thing that goes through your mind? Yes, FR really wants to know. Please be specific.

[Westlander]

Holy Scat Batman!

[TigersEye]

I’m feeling a little sick. Could I get a little help over here?

[cabojoe]

Well at least it won’t hurt as much as this election.

[synbad600]

Looks like the booger snatcher my mom used to use on us when we were kids.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

You can get the taxpayers to pay for just about anything.

[The Cajun]

Mashuk-Akva Term spa in Zheleznovodsk, Russia.

you see this totally hot group of nurses standing there, holding this.

Thems not nurses and the spa ain't no hospital..............If you follow my drift ;-)

[ccmay]

I know just where to stick it.

-ccm

[Adder]

The mind boggles...

“An enema is almost a symbol of our region.”

1. No sh*t?
2. “We may be a$$es but we are clean....”

And the nurskies are hotskies...

[6SJ7]

Those Russians have a weird sense of humor.

[driftdiver]

I wonder how many of our tow tapping, wide stanced Congressman are buying a plane ticket to view this artwork in person.

[mo]

Hmmmm.reminds me of the opthamologist in a small town in the old South...retiring after 45 years of caring for the community. At a retirement party hosted by the city council, a sculpture of an eyeball was unveiled...to be place din the park in the town square. He was asked to say a few words...and upon taking the podium ...looked over at the sculpture and opened his remarks by breathing a sigh of relief and noting how glad he'd decided early in his medical career NOT to have become a proctologist!

[hellbender]

The truth can now be told: Those tapering domes on various Russian churches weren’t inspired by onions, but by enema bulbs.