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Hmmmm.reminds me of the opthamologist in a small town in the old South...retiring after 45 years of caring for the community. At a retirement party hosted by the city council, a sculpture of an eyeball was unveiled...to be place din the park in the town square. He was asked to say a few words...and upon taking the podium ...looked over at the sculpture and opened his remarks by breathing a sigh of relief and noting how glad he'd decided early in his medical career NOT to have become a proctologist!

20 posted on 06/25/2008 5:02:13 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, we're still retarded.)

“Paging Dr. Squint. Paging Dr. Squint. Dr. Squint, please come to the Proctology Department — STAT!”

23 posted on 06/25/2008 6:59:35 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)