Maybe "birdbrain" isn't an insult after all.
To: southernnorthcarolina
They trained him not to sing to the cops. “Never betray the family”
2 posted on
05/21/2008 10:38:27 AM PDT by
M203M4
(True Universal Suffrage: Pets of dead illegal-immigrant felons voting Democrat (twice))
To: southernnorthcarolina
“He doesn’t say Polly want a Cracker...he says Your Under Arrest.” - My Blue Heaven
3 posted on
05/21/2008 10:38:36 AM PDT by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: southernnorthcarolina
That bird is probably smarter than most Democrats.
5 posted on
05/21/2008 10:39:21 AM PDT by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Obama's issues would be better resolved in a psychotherapists office, than in the Oval Office))))
To: southernnorthcarolina
There is no excuse to not learn Japanese now. Even a parrot can do it...
8 posted on
05/21/2008 10:40:35 AM PDT by
weegee
(We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
To: southernnorthcarolina
My 15-year-old African Grey, Buster, has an incredible vocabulary. “Get in the water. Take a bath.” “Time for night?” “Honey! I’m home!” Greys are the star talkers of the bird world, and they are happy and playful. They live about 60 years, although some have lived as long as 80 years. He is an excellent companion. If anybody asked me for a tip about parrots, I’d say this: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY AROUND YOUR GREY! You might not be happy with the phrases he picks up in YOUR voice! Buster’s apparent favorite phrase (in my voice) is a whispered, “Oh, sh*t.”
9 posted on
05/21/2008 10:40:55 AM PDT by
redhead
(I want my global warming, and I want it NOW!)
To: southernnorthcarolina
The parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the hospital staff by singing songs....
thats' a smart good bird, he seems to be much much smarter than most (if not all) Democrats.....It does appear more intelligent than some republicans.
10 posted on
05/21/2008 10:40:58 AM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid,doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you..our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
To: southernnorthcarolina
But Yosuke apparently wasn't keen on opening up to police officials.If there is one thing I can't stand it's a parrot with attitude!
Did Yosuke have a tiny baseball cap that he wears backwards?
11 posted on
05/21/2008 10:44:39 AM PDT by
Publius6961
(You're Government, it's not your money, and you never have to show a profit.)
To: southernnorthcarolina
14 posted on
05/21/2008 10:48:50 AM PDT by
Twinkie
(TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT !!!)
To: southernnorthcarolina
My guess it that it's owners later asked the bird why it didn't talk to the police. The response might have been “ hey. I'm no stool pigeon.”
15 posted on
05/21/2008 10:49:33 AM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: southernnorthcarolina
I will nerver call democrats birdbrains again...it’s to demeaning to the bird.....
To: DTogo
chirp
18 posted on
05/21/2008 11:02:55 AM PDT by
cartan
To: southernnorthcarolina
Of course he didn’t talk to the cops -
he’s a parrot, not a canary!
20 posted on
05/21/2008 11:11:01 AM PDT by
Redbob
(WWJBD - "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
To: southernnorthcarolina
Apparently most streets in Japan do not have names. Since hearing about this I have always wondered how one specifies a street address in Japan.
To: southernnorthcarolina
Father Brown had a parrot who had a remarkable gift. When you lifted the left leg of the bird, it sang "The Old Rugged Cross." When you lifted the other leg, the bird sang "Rock of Ages."
One day the Bishop came to visit. He had heard of Father Brown's remarkable bird, and asked to see the bird perform. So Father Brown took the Bishop to the Rectory, and the priest brought out the parrot. Father Brown then lifted the left leg of the bird, and out came "The Old Rugged Cross." He then lifted the other leg, and the bird belted out "Rock of Ages." The Bishop was ecstatic. He couldn't get over the parrot's uniqueness.
After dinner was served, Father Brown excused himself for a moment to take a phone call. While he was gone the Bishop walked over to the cage, remarking to himself what an incredible bird Father Brown possessed. He decided to try it for himself to see if the bird would respond. He lifted the left leg of the bird, and the parrot began to sing "The Old Rugged Cross." He then lifted the other leg, and as expected, the bird sang "Rock of Ages." "Yes indeed, this is quite a remarkable bird," the Bishop said. "But I wonder, what would happen if I lifted both legs at the same time?"
"I'd fall on my ass, you damn fool!" was the parrot's reply.
26 posted on
05/21/2008 11:56:18 AM PDT by
mass55th
To: southernnorthcarolina; HairOfTheDog; Slings and Arrows
Neither dog nor cat - but still a pretty cool critter *ping* with great comments! :o)
31 posted on
05/21/2008 1:27:39 PM PDT by
Titan Magroyne
("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
To: southernnorthcarolina
"I have a right to speak to a lawyer. brawwwwk!"
34 posted on
05/21/2008 2:15:21 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Berlin 1936. Olympics for murdering regimes. Beijing 2008.)
To: southernnorthcarolina; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The bird was trained by the ACLU.
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35 posted on
05/21/2008 2:32:03 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: southernnorthcarolina
Hey. He's a parrot not a stool pigeon. He ain't gonna tell nuthin' to the flatfoots.
36 posted on
05/21/2008 3:02:35 PM PDT by
Fiddlstix
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