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Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
Philadelphia Weekly ^ | 04/21/2008

Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)

When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.

But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."

"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

You grab that ass of life, girl!

Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: assoflife; chelsea; clinton; firstprincess; homosexualagenda; kneepadbrigade; plasticsurgery
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To: Holicheese

Cuba is gay? Color me shocked.


141 posted on 04/21/2008 2:23:48 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: gathersnomoss

Huma must be an alien or at least a hybrid...


142 posted on 04/21/2008 2:41:10 PM PDT by traumer
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To: yarddog

She’s had a lot of plastic surgery but those same genes will be passed on to her unfortunate offspring and it ain’t gonna be pretty!


143 posted on 04/21/2008 2:50:46 PM PDT by bushfamfan (The sunrise has turned into a sunset.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

The Clintons are truly hideous people. I had hoped Chelsea would somehow manage to avoid their awful habits. The fact that she is ugly would mean nothing if she were a decent girl, but since she has fully embraced what it means to be a Clinton then her bad looks just seem appropriate.


144 posted on 04/21/2008 5:21:32 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: Responsibility2nd

She looks like a young Eleanor Roosevelt with make-up.


145 posted on 04/21/2008 5:59:43 PM PDT by xJones
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To: traumer
O....M.....G
146 posted on 04/21/2008 6:06:27 PM PDT by JustaCowgirl
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To: Mila
One of them was.
147 posted on 04/21/2008 6:13:44 PM PDT by Little Bill (Welcome to the Newly Socialist State of New Hampshire)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Photobucket

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148 posted on 04/21/2008 7:48:37 PM PDT by Dick Vomer (liberals suck....... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.,)
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To: Responsibility2nd

While Momma Clinton is out swilling beer and whiskey after a hard day of packing heat hunting duck on the campaign trail in PA, ever the devoted daughter Chelsea is not sitting on her arse, she’s out picking up the rest of the vote. But, where has Pappa Bill been? What has he been assigned to do for the Clinton enterprise? One can only imagine which vote he has been commanded to bring in.


149 posted on 04/21/2008 8:40:43 PM PDT by harpo11
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To: Responsibility2nd
Has? Let’s just stipulate right here and now that Chelsea, nay, the entire Clinton family, is all ass.
150 posted on 04/21/2008 8:44:57 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Responsibility2nd

Seriously, it’s not for nothing that I say that Chelsea Clinton is, in so many ways, the Tori Spelling of politics.


151 posted on 04/21/2008 8:46:52 PM PDT by RichInOC (Democrats p**s me off!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I thought that was her face, but maybe she was walking backwards.

LOL!!

152 posted on 04/21/2008 9:31:17 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (McRINO makes me wanna reach across the aisle, too. And SLAP some sense into the fools !!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

She looks too much like her mother/Web to be pretty. Even after her plastic surgery. There’s only so much a plastic surgeon can do.


153 posted on 04/22/2008 8:25:53 AM PDT by NRA2BFree ("The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves!")
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To: laweeks
I highly doubt that Rush said anything like that about her.

He didn't, and the explanations you've been given so far are not quite accurate. On his TV show after Clinton's electon, he was doing a bit on the differences that would be found in the Clinton White House from the Bush White House, pictures included in comparisons. One of them was to be "We go from cute dog in the White House to cute kid in the White House," the picture was to have been Millie, segued to Chelsea. Unfortunately for Rush, his usually-competent crew put the picture of Chelsea on the screen when he was saying "cute dog" and from that moment on, the left, FOB's, everyone who didn't see it but delighted in repeating the flub erroneously has claimed Rush to have called Chelsea a dog.

He explained the error in detail on the radio immediately the next day, and it was obvious to the viewer that it was unintentional on Rush's part, I believe the crew as well, as the picture of the dog was not the clear, sharp image that was used when he actually did say "go from cute dog in the White House" -- you could see a definite difference, though both photos were the same shot. If memory serves, the photos were side-by-side, though I may have that particular incorrect. But truly, watching that episode, it was obvious to me that a mistake had occurred.

154 posted on 04/22/2008 10:48:41 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Erasmus

“I think it’s somehow analogous to “the jaws of life.” “

So is my local VFD going to start a collection to buy an “ass of life” for their rescue squad?

There’s so much potential for abuse in this thread...

:)


155 posted on 04/22/2008 10:58:39 AM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: dighton
"Maybe they're swingers."

"Giggity, giggity!!"

156 posted on 04/22/2008 11:08:27 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Meathead is gay?....thought so.


157 posted on 04/22/2008 11:10:31 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Responsibility2nd

She broke down and married a dude because the lesbians kept throwing her back.


158 posted on 04/11/2015 9:47:17 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Death before disco.)
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To: traumer

The ugly duckling, even with makeup, continues to struggle.


159 posted on 04/11/2015 9:48:17 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Death before disco.)
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To: laweeks

It’s some manufactured scandal from 1992, brought to you by people who think that Bill Maher is funny, especially what he says about conservative women.


160 posted on 04/11/2015 9:49:56 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Death before disco.)
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