Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)
When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.
But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."
"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
You grab that ass of life, girl!
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.
Odds are, in any given lesbian bar she would be the prettiest girl there.
All things being relative.
It means she has her mother's 'cheeks'.
"I highly doubt that Rush said anything like that about her. Its typical anti-Rush rage from people who dont listen to him anyway."
Actually when Chelsea was about 13, and Rush had a TV show, he said something to effect that Socks was the White House cat, but that there was also a White House dog, and the monitor showed a picture of Chelsea. If you google you can find references to it. I'm sure some here remember it.
Oh, do I miss Rodney Dangerfield!!
——They were misquoted, they actually said pimple on the ass of the world——
“An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world.” Charles Winchester the 3rd
He was one of a kind, wasn’t he?
“Hey darlin, I’ll bet you were gorgeous before electricity!”
——They were misquoted, they actually said pimple on the ass of the world——
“An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world.” Charles Emerson Winchester III
Ugly in a very Webster Hubbell way.
Maybe they meant “Ass” as in “donkey” as in “democrat. She is the “democrat of life”??? Whatever. Rendell creeps me out.
"As far as looking like Web, Chelsea actually looks exactly like her grandma (Bills momma)."
Well maybe the mouth, but I think she has a better nose.
Bill Clinton's parents
“I don’t get no respect!” :-0
“Now I know why tigers eat their young”
For those who might not know the derivation of your comment...
If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its' @$$ and teach it to walk backwards!
Sorry all-I’d hit it.
But nobody’s calling Chelsea unattractive now.
Who’s nobody? You can’t even call her handsome. She’s already past her best and if you see her from behind she’s already growing her mothers ass. And you’re right she has the lips of a carp.
Bisexual Anne Dicker. You can’t make this stuff up.
Why, Rosie Palmer wouldn’t leave you with a bad taste, so to speak.
That’s it, that’s her.
....”oversees every minute of Clinton’s day”...and night. How does she do it!? Is deaf, dumb, blind and has no sense of taste or smell?
sorry.....
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